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Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish​

Entertainment·Feb 10, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In an effort to expand the global market for American football, the National Football League announced on Tuesday that next year's Super Bowl halftime show would be performed entirely in Sindarin Elvish.

After the huge success in reaching the international Spanish-speaking population of the world by making the halftime show cater only to them, the NFL had now set its sights on the next most obvious demographic: the elven population. Sindarin, also known as Grey-elven, is the most commonly used language of the elven population throughout Middle-earth during the Third Age.

"No elves are watching these games or buying merchandise," said NFL entertainment executive Hank Harvey. "The NFL has a large, untapped market for American football in the elven demographic, and if we can appeal to them, we have a great opportunity to grow and expand the league."

League officials were hopeful that expanding into the elven market would open up a new world of revenue potential.

"We know we have the white English speakers on lockdown already, and they won't leave, no matter how insulting we are to them, " Harvey continued. "So, to all the elves tuning in right now, I just want to say, Mae tollen an i NFL. Si i vad vad Amerigana!"

At publishing time, several names had been floated to headline the event next year, including famed singer and pipe-player Daeron, the chief minstrel to King Thingol, and Maglor, one of the sons of Fëanor and the composer of the Noldolantë.
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That's a shame because Quenya is much more elegant and expressive Elven tongue.
 
With Jay Z in charge of the show we only get dirty dancing, hurky jerky moves, twerking. Nothing graceful, or beautiful. It's gone on too long. His limited creativity and narrow minded vision is displayed.
 
xjx said:
With Jay Z in charge of the show we only get dirty dancing, hurky jerky moves, twerking. Nothing graceful, or beautiful. It's gone on too long. His limited creativity and narrow minded vision is displayed.
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So, who gave him that gig? Is it a lifetime contract?
 
 
Troglodyte said:
Hegseth fall off the wagon?

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proof that you only read headlines.

The confusing arc of events began as the FAA announced it was shutting down all flight traffic over the city on the U.S.-Mexico border for 10 days, stranding some travelers, but the closure ended up only lasting a few hours. The Trump administration said it stemmed from the FAA and Pentagon working to halt an incursion by Mexican cartel drones, which are not uncommon along the southern border.
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xjx said:
With Jay Z in charge of the show we only get dirty dancing, hurky jerky moves, twerking. Nothing graceful, or beautiful. It's gone on too long. His limited creativity and narrow minded vision is display
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It's fair to note that the last 7 SB halftime shows have all been black and/or Hispanic performers.
Where's muh diversity?
 
ZonaBurgh said:
Choose Love!!!
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For the SB halftime show I'd rather choose ZZ Top or the Rolling Stones or a Pink Floyd reunion with the flying pig blimps.
 
BLITZ said:
Has garth brooks every done it?
Or king George?
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I don't think so.
Peak dumb **** was having Aerosmith and Britney Spears together on stage though. Don't want to see that again.
 
Troglodyte said:
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I don’t know about mental illness, but it’s well documented that keto and carnivore have helped people get off prescription medication, improved physical ailments and in some cases have seen things like Crohn’s disease go into complete remission. Americans eat a lot of foods that just aren’t good for you and believing that it contributes to disease isn’t a stretch at all. I’m not going to dismiss it out of hand, but I’d like to see at least anecdotal evidence.
 
Troglodyte said:
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its almost as if the reality is that you just post **** without doing even the most basic research.

Conclusion​

Clinical and preclinical evidence converge to support the ketogenic diet (KD) as a promising therapeutic approach for schizophrenia. Pilot clinical and case studies demonstrate symptomatic and cognitive improvements, while preclinical models show that KD can be as efficacious as antipsychotic treatment in normalising behavioural and neurobiological abnormalities. At the immunological level, KD reduces microglial activation, dampens Th17-associated cytokine signalling, and restores T-cell balance. These immune effects are linked to the metabolic state of immune cells, connecting inflammation to the broader metabolic adaptations induced by KD. Consistent with this, KD enhances insulin sensitivity and reduces oxidative stress, indicating improved systemic regulation. At the cellular level, KD promotes mitochondrial biogenesis and efficiency while limiting reactive oxygen species, thereby supporting neuronal energy metabolism and redox stability. In parallel, KD-derived β-hydroxybutyrate mediates direct and indirect epigenetic modifications that may further modulate neuroinflammatory gene expression. Despite these promising mechanisms, current clinical evidence remains limited by small cohorts, short intervention periods, and adherence challenges. KD may not be an appropriate intervention for individuals with absolute contraindications such as pancreatitis, liver failure, or inherited disorders of fat metabolism.93 Large-scale, rigorously controlled clinical studies are essential to confirm efficacy, safety, and define the therapeutic scope for KD as an adjunct or alternative therapy in schizophrenia.
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4. Discussion​

We report on the psychiatric and metabolic outcomes observed in the first cohort of individuals with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder undergoing a specific KD treatment intervention adjunctive to psychiatric medication. The psychiatric outcomes indicate that, on average, the severity of mental illness, as assessed by the Clinical Global Impressions scale, improved by 31 %. Furthermore, 79 % of participants with baseline symptoms, experienced clinically meaningful improvement, with higher rates of improvement observed in the adherent group. Baseline symptoms were classified as anyone of elevated symptomatology that was not in “recovery” or “recovering” state according to the defined per Clinical Mood Monitoring definition or a CGI of above 2, as defined by CGI. The study also found improvements in other psychiatric outcomes, including increase in life satisfaction, an enhancement in overall functioning, and improvement in sleep quality. These results suggest that the intervention had a positive impact on mental health and well–being of the participants. A substantial proportion of participants adhered to the treatment, demonstrating the feasibility and possibility of implementation of this regimen in this outpatient population.
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thus, we can definitively state that Flog is a #ScienceDenier as it goes against ze's pre-conceived directive to not believe anything unless it comes down from a Blue origin.
 
Keto is not as processed clean as carnivore is, but it is an improvement. If clean foods is the goal, go carnivore. If not interested in this, go paleo.

The US diet is super garbage.
 
Superman said:
its almost as if the reality is that you just post **** without doing even the most basic research.





thus, we can definitively state that Flog is a #ScienceDenier as it goes against ze's pre-conceived directive to not believe anything unless it comes down from a Blue origin.
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Yeah, no.

 
Troglodyte said:
Yeah, no.

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I literally just gave you scientific data and their conclusions, retard.

and, please - just once - read what you post.

Jeff Volek, a professor at the Ohio State University, who has extensively studied ketogenic diets, says he isn’t aware of any published clinical trial that shows the diet can cure schizophrenia. But he adds that he wouldn’t be surprised if there were individual cases of people seeing some improvement in their schizophrenia symptoms that could be attributed to the diet.
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