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Week 3--(winner post 153)---------- STEELERS @ Cheatriots
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A lot of folks picked against our mighty Steelers, but we prevailed in what should have been a blow-out. It took last drive for a TD, then a "D" stop
to win the game. Despite the 5 turn over acquired by the defense which included two scoring drive stops, the game remained close.
1st Place with a unique picking method (Darts, not the ***** ones but the poke in your leg ones)
ZonaBurgh dif 3 Famous for a week, (PM myself or slash your address)
2nd place JMM dif 7 and winner of the silent slap on the back and a chance to feel up either swifty (taylor or jason) through vertruality (I'll send the correct picture once you make your choice known.
3rd place and cutting his entry time way close is Shane Falco dif 9 and as a prize he gets to manually re-wind all alarm clocks Henry's alarm clock sales, located a west clock drive
Honorable mentions to Speedicut & Paul G............. both get green dildos thrown at them and a pack of Bazooka Joe's bubble gum with the comic prize (yes the gum is that old)
Shout out (thread "Thursday night opening football" post #103, page 5) BLITZ thanks for all your great post(s) along the way, appreciate yaz !!!
Tie Breaker 4
4) Due to my gentleman-ship, I'll give details later. I had lunch with three attractive ladies (they paid and not a date) conversation got to
breast size and attractiveness. I had to guess their bra size and my guess went as follows
A) 32B
B) 38 C
C) 36 B
Only one was wrong, which one and give reasoning.
FULL story will be in winner post
BEST COMMENT EVER was from Coolie “He’s their gay boyfriend”. Dang neared upchucked my supper from laughing.
Background : I have never had problems holding open conversations regardless of the topic. I coached women's slow pitch softball for 19+ years and have been involved in every woman conversation known to woman kind. Yes, not only tampon size but method of application (just so you know there are several methods). Husbands jerks / party etiquette / kid sickness..... you name it.
The Story: I was going into a restaurant I frequent occasionally, it was the tail end of lunch crowd. I was scanning the room on were to sit and the three ladies waved for me to sit with them (I knew all three from over the years & they chose to meet there for lunch. I was just random). I sit and we are small talking, each contributing to conversation. We order and continue chatting. We eat and somewhere in there they were trying to embarrass me by talking bra(s) and sizing. I joined right in not missing a beat. They were a little surprised but I held their attention and went on about (what i could remember of fit). They contributed along the way and felt comfortable enough to more serious talk instead of trying to embarrass me.
....... On asked if I could guess her size and the other two jumped on that, thinking I'd cave under the pressure. NOTE: we were sitting by ourselves as most of the lunch crowd had left. I told all three that I could get their correct measurements exactly by either 1 of the two methods that were tried and true...
Method 1) complete feeling touching prodding above the cloths for a full 2 minutes
Method 2) No cloths above the waist, no touching just visual observation for a full 2 minutes
........ Obviously none of them wanted that type of expertiseassssss, so they opted for just a visual opinion.
I looked at each one singularly and had them shift for a profile view, I made my guess and then that person commented (small discussion)
B) 38 C was the wrong answer but I was initially right. That particular day she did wear a 38c bra, she said she wanted a little more push up affect as she had an important client meeting. She also saide the bra was uncomfortable an she usually wore a 38 D. I claimed foul play and we all laughed for quite some time.
....... Like I said, I've known all three for quite some time and we all got a chuckle out of the whole episode.
MORAL to the Story: Be a gentleman, not everything has to be made sexual of getting laid. These ladies are respectable women and I find myself being more respected by them for speaking respectfully and truthfully. A fun time was had and no one got hurt.
PS I am not some guru TITz sizing expert, I just got lucky in this case.
Thank You slash for the prizes and the opportunity to entertain......................... !!!
Look for Week 4 prediction thread tonight or tomorrow (thanks for your patience)
Salute the nation
A lot of folks picked against our mighty Steelers, but we prevailed in what should have been a blow-out. It took last drive for a TD, then a "D" stop
to win the game. Despite the 5 turn over acquired by the defense which included two scoring drive stops, the game remained close.
1st Place with a unique picking method (Darts, not the ***** ones but the poke in your leg ones)
ZonaBurgh dif 3 Famous for a week, (PM myself or slash your address)
2nd place JMM dif 7 and winner of the silent slap on the back and a chance to feel up either swifty (taylor or jason) through vertruality (I'll send the correct picture once you make your choice known.
3rd place and cutting his entry time way close is Shane Falco dif 9 and as a prize he gets to manually re-wind all alarm clocks Henry's alarm clock sales, located a west clock drive
Honorable mentions to Speedicut & Paul G............. both get green dildos thrown at them and a pack of Bazooka Joe's bubble gum with the comic prize (yes the gum is that old)
Shout out (thread "Thursday night opening football" post #103, page 5) BLITZ thanks for all your great post(s) along the way, appreciate yaz !!!
Tie Breaker 4
4) Due to my gentleman-ship, I'll give details later. I had lunch with three attractive ladies (they paid and not a date) conversation got to
breast size and attractiveness. I had to guess their bra size and my guess went as follows
A) 32B
B) 38 C
C) 36 B
Only one was wrong, which one and give reasoning.
FULL story will be in winner post
BEST COMMENT EVER was from Coolie “He’s their gay boyfriend”. Dang neared upchucked my supper from laughing.
Background : I have never had problems holding open conversations regardless of the topic. I coached women's slow pitch softball for 19+ years and have been involved in every woman conversation known to woman kind. Yes, not only tampon size but method of application (just so you know there are several methods). Husbands jerks / party etiquette / kid sickness..... you name it.
The Story: I was going into a restaurant I frequent occasionally, it was the tail end of lunch crowd. I was scanning the room on were to sit and the three ladies waved for me to sit with them (I knew all three from over the years & they chose to meet there for lunch. I was just random). I sit and we are small talking, each contributing to conversation. We order and continue chatting. We eat and somewhere in there they were trying to embarrass me by talking bra(s) and sizing. I joined right in not missing a beat. They were a little surprised but I held their attention and went on about (what i could remember of fit). They contributed along the way and felt comfortable enough to more serious talk instead of trying to embarrass me.
....... On asked if I could guess her size and the other two jumped on that, thinking I'd cave under the pressure. NOTE: we were sitting by ourselves as most of the lunch crowd had left. I told all three that I could get their correct measurements exactly by either 1 of the two methods that were tried and true...
Method 1) complete feeling touching prodding above the cloths for a full 2 minutes
Method 2) No cloths above the waist, no touching just visual observation for a full 2 minutes
........ Obviously none of them wanted that type of expertiseassssss, so they opted for just a visual opinion.
I looked at each one singularly and had them shift for a profile view, I made my guess and then that person commented (small discussion)
B) 38 C was the wrong answer but I was initially right. That particular day she did wear a 38c bra, she said she wanted a little more push up affect as she had an important client meeting. She also saide the bra was uncomfortable an she usually wore a 38 D. I claimed foul play and we all laughed for quite some time.
....... Like I said, I've known all three for quite some time and we all got a chuckle out of the whole episode.
MORAL to the Story: Be a gentleman, not everything has to be made sexual of getting laid. These ladies are respectable women and I find myself being more respected by them for speaking respectfully and truthfully. A fun time was had and no one got hurt.
PS I am not some guru TITz sizing expert, I just got lucky in this case.
Thank You slash for the prizes and the opportunity to entertain......................... !!!
Look for Week 4 prediction thread tonight or tomorrow (thanks for your patience)
Salute the nation
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