Anyone blame alcohol or cars yet?
Anyone blame alcohol or cars yet?
I knew this would happen. All those mentally ill people, allowed to just walk around at car shows and buy a car with no screening whatsoever. It's getting crazy how many of these cars are killing people. The United States leads the world in the # of cars owned per person. It's just insane! Cars kill, period. I think we should be like Tazmania and have a Government-forced confiscation program to buy back automobiles, especially those really dangerous, souped-up hot-rods and speedsters that just look so awful and dangerous. We'll save lives.
You can have my souped up hotrod when you pry it from my cold dead hands. And you will have a hard time catching me in your minivan.
Oh, you reich-wing CONservatives! Screw your 33rd Amendment and the Right to own Cars. You know the Founding Fathers ONLY meant that to be for Model-T vehicles. They couldn't have predicted 300+ HP autos when they wrote the Constitution!
You can have my souped up hotrod when you pry it from my cold dead hands. And you will have a hard time catching me in your minivan.
Who the hell needs some mean looking car that can go well over the speed limit? We need higher restrictions on just how fast these death machines can go. All of these damn car nuts will be coming along soon to tell us how safe they are with proper training..blah blah blah. How many more have to die? Oh and another thing.. sharp objects? heavy blunt objects that could be used as weapons? don't need em. So many killed by sharp knives and being beat to death. We need to really evaluate our laws on sharp things and using them to hurt people.
Think of all the money you could save on insurance. Hell we might not even need insurance.I've already proposed that all vehicles have government mandated apparatus on board to mandate that their highest speed can be 10mph. Think of all the lives saved! We can get rid of most DUI/DWI laws because those cars will no longer be able to exceed speeds to cause as much harm. Most accidents will be minor. Leave enough leeway in the legislation such that regulators can lower the speed to 5mph if 10mph is too fast. We don't want to burden Congress with having to change a bad law they passed. They are busy trying to save their phony baloney jobs.
Legislation will, of course, exempt government vehicles even those of non-emergency nature. You know, those of legislators and regulators. Since ambulances may be owned by private companies and may not be official "government vehicles", it will make sense to add all ambulance company employees to a newly created division of Homeland Security and get rid of those ambulance companies in the process as they will no longer be needed.
The problem could be solved by just banning women and Asians from driving.
The problem could be solved by just banning women and Asians from driving.