Browns Parody Song

[tapeANaspirin2it]

Pretty good

 

[Drink IRON City]

Freaking HILARIOUS !!!

Thanks for the find and post tape !!!!


Salute the nation

 

[SteelerSask2]

Beautiful.......the Mayfield move to Watson was the most Cleveland thing that could possibly happen. Pity they only play every four years. Love to see him drop 35 and 4 TDs on that shitshow. Steelers should have grabbed him. I'm sure he would have loved to be in division.

 

[Steelmann]

Great find Tape! My laugh for this morning.

 

[madinsomniac]

I keep trying to type something in this thread and the site keeps glitching and erasing it

A summary:
The browns have the worse cap situation in the league out to 2030

They are effectively over the cap already in 25 and 26 with only 42 and 32 players under contract

Cutting Watson this year is impossible
Cutting him pre jun 1 will cost 173 million vs the cap in 25

Cutting him after June 1st they can spread that money over 2 years

They can trade him and save something like, 83 million but nobody wants him even for free

The proposal being brandied about in Browns Town is to Brock Osweiler him..

With that Osweiler Trade, the Browns set the precedent of a Second round pick to eat 15 million in cap space... so bribing a team into trading for Watson would cost the equivalent of like 5.5 to 6 second rounders...

Obviously they cant afford that plus eating the 80 or 90 million in cap space tget still have to eat...

So they may have to trade several stars to get the cap space and draft capital to Trade him

 

[Stewey]

The Browns may have made believers out of those that do not believe in curses.

Had Watson gone elsewhere he probably would have lit it up, and Browns fans would have been crying about how they blew an opportunity to get him when they had the chance.

 

[Steelr4evr]

I don't know how Brownie fans do it. I would have said **** this team a long time ago.

No use in being loyal to an organization that's run by **** ing idiots who routinely blow up anything they start to get going well.

Now they are absolutely screwed with Watson. They need to bite the bullet, do a fire sale and start over.

 

[Stewey]

They should have let the name and colors go to Baltimore, and started over with a new identity.
It would have been the Baltimore Browns winning those Super Bowls and be respected and their legacy would have continued.

Instead the legacy of a once storied franchise is now soiled like skid marks in underwear as the name “Browns” now signifies.

I’m so pleased it happened that way.

 

[madinsomniac]

I think its hilarious the city of Cleveland is losing a second team now... albeit just to the Suburbs, but still... the Brooks Park Browns

 

[RAILHOG]

It fills me with great glee to see the Browns and their fans in such misery. I will never feel sorry for that franchise and those who root for it.

 

[Stewey]

I think its hilarious the city of Cleveland is losing a second team now... albeit just to the Suburbs, but still... the Brooks Park Browns

Actually a third.
They were the Cleveland Rams before they moved to LA in 1946.

 

[Lloyd]

I don't know how Brownie fans do it. I would have said **** this team a long time ago.

No use in being loyal to an organization that's run by **** ing idiots who routinely blow up anything they start to get going well.

Now they are absolutely screwed with Watson. They need to bite the bullet, do a fire sale and start over.

But the difference is that Watson ain't screwed, he has how much $ in the bank? How many 100's of millions?

 

[Lloyd]

It fills me with great glee to see the Browns and their fans in such misery. I will never feel sorry for that franchise and those who root for it.

I felt slightly sorry for them after Art Modell screwed them but that only lasted until "Mr. Price is Right" screamed "Cleveland Rocks" at the game opener just to witness them suck per usual again. The fans were instant a holes again.

 

[Steelr4evr]

But the difference is that Watson ain't screwed, he has how much $ in the bank? How many 100's of millions?

No he's good. He robbed them blind. He doesn't really have to do ****. He can throw 5 ints a game every game and he will still be guaranteed his money.


I think many of these contracts are just nuts. Hell, Denver is paying Wilson 37 million dollars to play for the Steelers. What would be ironic is if the Steelers somehow he played Denver in the playoffs and won.

Denver would have paid for their own demise. That would be hilarious.

 

[Stewey]

The most fitting place for the Browns to move to is Flushing, NY.
Flushing Browns.

Who would name a city “Flushing” anyway?
So I had to look it up.

Flushing, to the east, was a Dutch settlement originally called “Vlissingen,” after a city in the Netherlands. By the mid-1600s, residents had shortened the name to “Vlishing,” which would become “Flushing” with the arrival of British settlers.

 

[steelcan58]

No he's good. He robbed them blind. He doesn't really have to do ****. He can throw 5 ints a game every game and he will still be guaranteed his money.


I think many of these contracts are just nuts. Hell, Denver is paying Wilson 37 million dollars to play for the Steelers. What would be ironic is if the Steelers somehow he played Denver in the playoffs and won.

Denver would have paid for their own demise. That would be hilarious.

Signing Watson to that contract may have been the clowniest thing that franchise has ever done