The word race is racist. "Race" to the finish line? Race and Finnish, i.e., white people. "Paper" is racist. Racists use paper to write racist things. Pens are racist. Black ink and no white ink? Because whites are too good to be inked? Racist. Pencils, I am happy to report are NOT racist because ... hold up. New memo. Pencils ARE racist because black lead, yellow covering, red eraser. White man too good to be on the racist pencil?
Ballots are racist. "Ballots" includes the letters that spell "lots," as in parking lots, where a lot of illegal immigrants work, so ballots are racist. Cake batter is racist. What, black OR white? Whitey not willing to mix with the black batter? White frosting on top of black cake, because whitey better than the COC (cake of color)? Racist.
Cars are racist because the word "car" includes the letters that spell "racist," because spelling is racist.
So to sum up, everything and everybody not POC or COC is racist, evil, the devil and should pay me money. The end.