Caption time! Our fearless leader

[Buster]

Barry hugs recent ebola patient after she receives clean bill of health.


Have at it.....

 

[hamster]

Me love you long time GI.

 

[Ironcitysteelers]

What do I get for 10 dollars

 

[Rod Farva]

Thaaaaat's close enough, ebola girl.......

 

[IndySteel]

"I'm a Viet Cong sympathizer too"!

 

[Steelerfan]

The Lincoln bedroom is upstairs, first door on the right.

 

[Tarkus]

But monica...what about bill?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Damn, another one got over the fence.

 

[Hineswardkickedurpanzyass]

U got any weed?

 

[Yinzerlyn]

Michelle really is a man....wanna see for yourself?

 

[Rod Farva]

I have a vagina....wanna see for yourself?

Better yet...........

 

[Yinzerlyn]

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Rod Farva again...

So here is my KARMA.

 

[Spike]

U got any weed?

Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed

".... sent a text message to his probation officer which read “You have some weed?”

Upon receiving the text message, the probation officer notified local police and a search warrant was issued.
Upon the execution of the search warrant, Albany police discovered a bag of cocaine...."

"....was arrested shortly after and sent back to prison. He received one additional year in prison for violating the terms of his probation as well as another year for the drug possession."

If Obama had a son...

 

[Lunar]

I can't get my arms around my wife.

 

[Rod Farva]

Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed

".... sent a text message to his probation officer which read “You have some weed?”

Upon receiving the text message, the probation officer notified local police and a search warrant was issued.
Upon the execution of the search warrant, Albany police discovered a bag of cocaine...."

"....was arrested shortly after and sent back to prison. He received one additional year in prison for violating the terms of his probation as well as another year for the drug possession."

If Obama had a son...

Damn.....he looks like he was probably only a credit or two from his PhD too. Shame.

 

[Spike]

Damn.....he looks like he was probably only a credit or two from his PhD too. Shame.

Pimpin' ain't easy

 

[Hineswardkickedurpanzyass]

".... sent a text message to his probation officer which read “You have some weed?”

Honest mistake, I mean who hasn't texted their probation officer something that you later regretted? I once texted mine "where can I find the .38 that I used to kill those people with? I need to scratch off the serial #" Oops.

 

[Steeltime]

"If you were an Islamic leader, I would bow. You instead get the long-distance hug."

 

[Hineswardkickedurpanzyass]

"You got Ebola? You didn't contract that" in the same voice as the infamous " If you've got a business—you didn't build that."

 

[Djfan]

I've never hugged a woman before!