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Browns set to start fifth quarterback in last five games



By Dan Hanzus
End Around Writer
Published: Sept. 19, 2016 at 02:42 p.m. Updated: Sept. 19, 2016 at 03:34 p.m.
The Cleveland Browns announced Monday that Josh McCown will not play next Sunday after sustaining a shoulder injury in Week 2's loss to the Ravens.

That's now two weeks and two injured starters for Cleveland, which would be almost impossible believe if you didn't know a) we were talking about the Browns and b) those starters were Josh McCown and Robert Griffin III, the most injury-prone passers on Earth. If you want to go ahead and file this under SUSPECT ROSTER CONSTRUCTION I cannot stop you. No one said this Browns rebuild was going to be easy.


Here's an amazing nugget via Reddit that's impressive even for the Factory of Sadness: When rookie Cody Kessler starts against the Dolphins, it will mark the fifth different quarterback to start for the Browns in their last five games. Let's take a look at the list of the damned, which dates back to last December:

Week 16: Johnny Manziel
It's crazy to think that in late December the Browns were still trying to make the Manziel thing work. Days after this game, Manziel was spotted partying in Las Vegas after telling the Browns he was suffering from concussion-like symptoms. In that same week, the Browns reportedly sent Manziel home from practice after arriving at the team facility in a "disheveled and inebriated" state. Johnny Football, everybody!

Week 17: Austin Davis
I have no memory of this happening. Not ruling out that Davis won a radio call-in contest.

Week 1: Robert Griffin III

Pairing this quarterback with this team never felt like a good idea. Ever.

Week 2: Josh McCown
McCown got choked up after Sunday's loss explaining why he chose to stay on the field with an obliterated left shoulder. It was a touching scene that was especially jarring because I can only think of Ivan Drago whenever McCown has his helmet off. "I fight to win. For me!"

Week 3: Cody Kessler
ESPN's Adam Schefter reported Kessler is "not close" to being ready, per Browns sources. Hoo boy
 
CoolieMan the SN Stefania Bell. ;-).

Seriously though. Wow. Talk about cursed.
 
they should burn that stadium down, change office address, do an exorcism, everything. Then start from scratch
 
Week 17: Austin Davis
I have no memory of this happening. Not ruling out that Davis won a radio call-in contest.

Pretty funny right there.
 
Did they build that stadium on an Indian burial ground? How does a franchise get that cursed? The players, the coach (they had Belicheat), and even the owner doesn't seem to matter.
 
I'm starting to wonder if the next Browns home game is going to be a televised mass suicide.

Hey, TV ratings... Roger and the Shield would pretend to be horrified, but I bet it would make an NFL highlight reel.
 
Is Tim Tebow up next?
 
they should burn that stadium down, change office address, do an exorcism, everything. Then start from scratch

They definitely tried to do just that this year, looking at how many players they ditched and let walk. But, apparently it wasn't enough. It is just unreal how caustic the team remains. They should hold vigils to Paul Brown and beg for his forgiveness. That is where all their bad luck comes from. They did that man so wrong, and he was probably the largest contributor to modern day NFL football as we know it. And they threw him out of the car, turned around and drove through a mud puddle that splashed in his face. Endless bad karma.
 
Manziel said he doesn't expect the Browns to reach out to him lol
 
Browns will sign quarterback Charlie Whitehurst

Whitehurst, 34, has played on four different teams in the past four years.

Tennessee-titans-charlie-whitehurst-beautiful-image.jpeg


http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/09/19/browns-sign-charlie-whitehurst-josh-mccown-rg3
 
They should draft someone like Carson Wentz if they ever get the chance.
 
I love it. Wish we we're playing them next week. Perhaps we'll get to see the 13th different QB in a row by the time we play them.
 
the last time they had a damn good chance at drafting a damn good QB, they took a Soulja instead.
 
I heard they "retired" that famous jersey with all the qb names on it over the years. Damn shame.
 
Its the Hall of fame curse... Canton stole the Pro football HOF from Western PA... that was what, 63? since then outside of the one season Jimmy Brown carried the Browns to the superbowl there has been like a 250 mile dead zone for super bowls around canton, well outside of us, of course... seriously, of the 5 closest teams to Canton... Cleveland, pittsburgh, detroit, buffalo, Cincinatti…. ... notice anything in particular?
 
Browns will sign quarterback Charlie Whitehurst

Whitehurst, 34, has played on four different teams in the past four years.

Tennessee-titans-charlie-whitehurst-beautiful-image.jpeg


http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/09/19/browns-sign-charlie-whitehurst-josh-mccown-rg3

Also known as Clipboard Jesus

http://fox59.com/2015/11/16/whitehurst-not-a-fan-of-his-nickname-clipboard-jesus/

As Jesus rode into Jerusalem knowing full well he will be crucified, so does Clipboard Jesus know full well he will be crucified in Cleveland.

Both brave men.
 
Its the Hall of fame curse... Canton stole the Pro football HOF from Western PA... that was what, 63? since then outside of the one season Jimmy Brown carried the Browns to the superbowl there has been like a 250 mile dead zone for super bowls around canton, well outside of us, of course... seriously, of the 5 closest teams to Canton... Cleveland, pittsburgh, detroit, buffalo, Cincinatti…. ... notice anything in particular?

Makes me want to look at things from a geographic standpoint.
The Midwest has, or has had, teams in 9 cities post merger. They have combined for 8 Lombardis (half by GB).
The South has 9 teams. These have combined for 9 Lombardis (5 by Dallas).
The West has had 7 teams. They have combined for 9 Lombardis (5 by SF).
The Northeast (I'm going by the official definition, so don't try to tell me Balt and DC belong down south, or that Pitt and Buf belong in the Midwest) has 8 teams. They have combined for 21 Lombardis, more than double any of the other regions. 6 for the good guys, 4 for the Giants, and Cheats, and 3 each for DC and Ratland, with one for Joe Namath (local boy). All of these cities are within 375 miles of NYC. Bungle fans are right. It's a conspiracy against them. The league wants eastern teams to win. ;)
 
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