ESPN hacks...

[bermudasteel]

So I was looking at my phone earlier and ESPN throws a headline "Coach has his leg amputated"

I was like, "what???"

Cooch you're never missed but we don't want you to harm yourself...

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/36235103/dartmouth-football-coach-buddy-teevens-leg-amputated

 

[slashsteel]

That is a different coach. You can tell by the missing tin foil cone.

 

[bermudasteel]

That is a different coach. You can tell by the missing tin foil cone.

Now that chyt was hilarious!!!

 

[Drink IRON City]

I do hope and pray for the “actual” coach injured in this article heals and recovers.

”our” Coach will be fine, his Luxury Car is still parked at the bar where there is very little little high-speed traffic going through. Occasionally, the LUXURY S10 swings through just to sight see and drop off a “care” package to him. Also I check up on his power connection from parking lot light pole to his car, humanity reasons.


Salute the nation

 

[Hines57]

Obbbbeously it didnt say cooch so not the same guy, or whatever pronoun it uses.

 

[steel dino]

Cooch---"who needs 2 legs when you have a brain like mine?"

 

[Drink IRON City]

Cooch---"who needs 2 legs when you have a brain and HEAD SIZE like mine?"

NOICE………………..


Salute the nation