"I'm procuring a rice cooker before I have to urinate on the open fire I've been making to cook my rice on... don't want to be called a loser...if you will... obviously...-----Mike Tomlin Football Cooking 101
"A lot of things can get lost in translations. Oonehclehclheljacdjleos. I'm pretty sure I just spoke some fluent Spanish, but I'm not a loser so I can do that."