Nhra

[Ron Burgundy]

Me and Mrs. Burgundy are heading to the NHRA Thunder Valley Nationals in Bristol, TN this weekend. It's good being married to a sports fan. Now if everyone in WV would chill the **** out and use their cruise control instead of all going at different speeds, that would be great.

 

[scstillerfan]

That's a really nice area, especially Johnson City. About 2 hours from here.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

The four dudes camped next to us are locals and sound like Tim on "Moonshiners" but they have a Steelers cornhole game.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

All the Super Stock COPO Camaros pull the front wheels at least two feet off the ground.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Mrs. Burgundy is of Irish extraction and after two days outside and despite liberal applications of SPF 30, she looks like a red Smurf.

Dude camped on the other side of us was by himself and traveling light. My man that sounds like Tim the Moonshiner: "That's a soldier raht chair. He rolls up with just a truck, a folding chair, and a blanket. No cooler, no tent, no nothin', sleep in his truck. That's a soldier raht chair."

I was invited to participate in a game of cornhole (the word "cornhole" has an entirely different meaning in western PA :SuperMario: ), probably helped by the fact that it was Steelers logo cornhole boards. I acquitted myself well and in fact my very first toss was nothing but net. "We got us a ringer raht chair!"

Legit peach moonshine was had.