Noble Democrats, leading America with bravery, stoicism and grace!

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Unofficial reports indicate that several top political figures from the democrat party are prepared to lead this country by example. Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and other key democrats have offered to surrender themselves to Taliban forces in the emerging country We'refuckedistan. The brave leaders of the free world have asked that a generally equivalent number American citizens trapped in former Afghanistan be released in exchange.

Joe Biden, asserting his tremendous love and support for black Americans made efforts to see that even more blacks are freed from the ravaged country. "Hey, We really want those black folks to come home. We figure some of us are worth at least 4 or 5 blacks each, ya know what I mean? C'mon man."

Reportedly Taliban officials considered the offer, and preliminary arrangements were made, but a conference call between Taliban brass and high-ranking members of the Chinese and Russian leadership convinced the Taliban that everyone's interests were far better served keeping those democrats in place in America.

True to their promise, the democrats continued to insist upon a prisoner exchange, but ultimately the deal fell through entirely when it was made clear that Biden wouldn't be given any ice cream, Harris would not be afforded special privileges despite offering sexual favors. Nancy Pelosi backed out when she learned that fundamental islamists prohibit alcohol use and Maxine Waters declined when her demands to "Move her house along with the gated community she lives in to 'someplace far away from the poor folk'" were flatly refused.

Still, we clearly owe these brave leaders our support and fealty given their unflinching willingness to pretend they are willing to do anything whatsoever to help Americans.

Editor's Note: It appears Ilhan Omar is still planning on going over, claiming she needs a vacation and she'd really like to visit the remaining siblings in her family she hasn't yet married.

 

[SojournerSteel]

Unofficial reports indicate that several top political figures from the democrat party are prepared to lead this country by example. Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and other key democrats have offered to surrender themselves to Taliban forces in the emerging country We'refuckedistan. The brave leaders of the free world have asked that a generally equivalent number American citizens trapped in former Afghanistan be released in exchange.

Joe Biden, asserting his tremendous love and support for black Americans made efforts to see that even more blacks are freed from the ravaged country. "Hey, We really want those black folks to come home. We figure some of us are worth at least 4 or 5 blacks each, ya know what I mean? C'mon man."

Reportedly Taliban officials considered the offer, and preliminary arrangements were made, but a conference call between Taliban brass and high-ranking members of the Chinese and Russian leadership convinced the Taliban that everyone's interests were far better served keeping those democrats in place in America.

True to their promise, the democrats continued to insist upon a prisoner exchange, but ultimately the deal fell through entirely when it was made clear that Biden wouldn't be given any ice cream, Harris would not be afforded special privileges despite offering sexual favors. Nancy Pelosi backed out when she learned that fundamental islamists prohibit alcohol use and Maxine Waters declined when her demands to "Move her house along with the gated community she lives in to 'someplace far away from the poor folk'" were flatly refused.

Still, we clearly owe these brave leaders our support and fealty given their unflinching willingness to pretend they are willing to do anything whatsoever to help Americans.

Editor's Note: It appears Ilhan Omar is still planning on going over, claiming she needs a vacation and she'd really like to visit the remaining siblings in her family she hasn't yet married.

Any word on the deal's specifics on mask or vaccination requirements for the Taliban, or whether or not the Dems will allow them to stay on Twitter after their Insurrection?

 

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Any word on the deal's specifics on mask or vaccination requirements for the Taliban, or whether or not the Dems will allow them to stay on Twitter after their Insurrection?

Reportedly, the Taliban responded to mask questioning by showing a photo of a dead Afghan woman who was not wearing a burka. The Taliban members pointed out that women WITH burka seemed much more likely to survive. However they did not feel as if men were equally protected from the virus, or automatic rifle fire by burkas or masks.

Regarding Facebook and Twitter, there are no specifics about the democrats twitter or FB accounts and how those would be maintained in the leaders' absence. However when it was determined that former president Donald Trump was prepared to make a statement, Mark Zuckerberg was seen feverishly cutting phone and cable lines to Trump's home.

 

[hamster]

"Hey, We really want those black folks to come home.

He first needs to ask them who they voted for, to establish their blackness.

 

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It should be noted that American democrats expressed outrage at news that Taliban thugs are requiring identification papers and using those papers or the lack thereof to deny westerners from access to the airport.

The Taliban responded that they are checking for "vaccination records" and democrats immediately applauded them for their forward-thinking.

 

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It should be noted that American democrats expressed outrage at news that Taliban thugs are requiring identification papers and using those papers or the lack thereof to deny westerners from access to the airport.

The Taliban responded that they are checking for "vaccination records" and democrats immediately applauded them for their forward-thinking.

Phone transcripts reveal that the Taliban then pressed Democrat leaders for official definitions of "peaceful protests" and "sacred right to protest." After third party consultation with CNN, the Taliban and Democrat leaders agreed that the Taliban are leading peaceful protests in the wake of American imperialism and that no vaccine checks would be necessary for Taliban protesters.

 

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However, any military or civilian personnel caught leading an insurrection, armed or otherwise may be imprisoned in solitary confinement cells for interrupting the peaceful operations of Taliban to secure the airport and get the country back to a state of order.

 

[Steelr4evr]

We're truly living in historic times. Each day is pure euphoria reaching higher than the day before. Just hearing our dearest most beloved most vote getter ever president speak , I feel comforted.


I think he should go visit his Taliban brothers. He has great wisdom and speaking ability will prevail when he tells them Allah does not exist and Muhammad was not a prophet. They will quickly denounce sharia and convert.


Good luck Joe, I know you can do it.



p.s. Take Nancy and Kamala with you.

 

[MTC]

We're truly living in historic times. Each day is pure euphoria reaching higher than the day before. Just hearing our dearest most beloved most vote getter ever president speak , I feel comforted.


I think he should go visit his Taliban brothers. He has great wisdom and speaking ability will prevail when he tells them Allah does not exist and Muhammad was not a prophet. They will quickly denounce sharia and convert.


Good luck Joe, I know you can do it.



p.s. Take Nancy and Kamala with you.

 

[DBS1970]

Conspiracy wig is entertaining but satirical comedy wig is hilarious.