News this morning reporting that the Communist in The Vatican has passed away.
Pope Trump, "Folks, I’ve always said it — if you want the Church to be great again, you need a leader who knows how to win, and believe me, nobody wins like I do. The Vatican needs a tremendous dealmaker, someone who can build walls — I mean, bridges — and keep the faith strong. I’m the best Christian, everybody says so, and frankly, the cardinals should be smart enough to pick a Pope who can make the Church powerful and respected again."RIP Pope Francis, first Pope from the Americas.
Who comes next?
Pope Donald IPope Trump, "Folks, I’ve always said it — if you want the Church to be great again, you need a leader who knows how to win, and believe me, nobody wins like I do. The Vatican needs a tremendous dealmaker, someone who can build walls — I mean, bridges — and keep the faith strong. I’m the best Christian, everybody says so, and frankly, the cardinals should be smart enough to pick a Pope who can make the Church powerful and respected again."
They are. It didn’t take long.JD Vance was one of the last to meet with him. Let the conspiracies begin!!!
Pope Trump, "Folks, I’ve always said it — if you want the Church to be great again, you need a leader who knows how to win, and believe me, nobody wins like I do. The Vatican needs a tremendous dealmaker, someone who can build walls — I mean, bridges — and keep the faith strong. I’m the best Christian, everybody says so, and frankly, the cardinals should be smart enough to pick a Pope who can make the Church powerful and respected again."
He was. He actually spoke a few words...hoarse as heck. Then he got in the convertible Popemobile and went around the square.I would have sworn I saw him out on the balcony yesterday for some easter stuff, but maybe it was old footage.
Does this mean you have 15 kids?My wife is a devout Catholic. Didn’t like this pope at all.