Now I've heard it all...tongue in cheek or not, this is funny. I'll cut and paste fur ya.
Sheriff’s Office: Winston Issued Citation For Shoplifting $32 Worth Of Crab Legs
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CBS Tampa/AP) — Florida State’s Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Jameis Winston has been suspended from the university’s baseball team after being issued a citation for stealing crab legs.
Major Michael Wood said during a press conference that Winston told authorities that he just forgot to pay the $32 for the crab legs and other seafood items.
Winston must complete the pre-diversion program or he will be facing a petty theft charge. He also must complete 20 hours of community service.
Here's where it get's crazy....
Winston’s reported citation comes as the NCAA approved to expand meal allowances for all athletes.
Division I schools are now allowed to provide unlimited meals and snacks to all athletes, including walk-ons.
The move came after Connecticut guard Shabazz Napier complained during the Final Four that he sometimes went to bed “starving” because he couldn’t afford food.
Hell yeh, I get hungry, the first thing I do is go to Publix and fill a cart with crab and walk out the door.,,so WTF ?
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/04/3...-crab-legs-after-ncaa-expands-meal-allowances
Turns out he isn't exactly the team's role model.
Sheriff’s Office: Winston Issued Citation For Shoplifting $32 Worth Of Crab Legs
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CBS Tampa/AP) — Florida State’s Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Jameis Winston has been suspended from the university’s baseball team after being issued a citation for stealing crab legs.
Major Michael Wood said during a press conference that Winston told authorities that he just forgot to pay the $32 for the crab legs and other seafood items.
Winston must complete the pre-diversion program or he will be facing a petty theft charge. He also must complete 20 hours of community service.
Here's where it get's crazy....
Winston’s reported citation comes as the NCAA approved to expand meal allowances for all athletes.
Division I schools are now allowed to provide unlimited meals and snacks to all athletes, including walk-ons.
The move came after Connecticut guard Shabazz Napier complained during the Final Four that he sometimes went to bed “starving” because he couldn’t afford food.
Hell yeh, I get hungry, the first thing I do is go to Publix and fill a cart with crab and walk out the door.,,so WTF ?
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/04/3...-crab-legs-after-ncaa-expands-meal-allowances
Turns out he isn't exactly the team's role model.