Wrong pizza sauce? Call 911!

[Stewey]

Someone this stupid has to be a Democrat

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/...ling-911-because-subway-made-her-pizza-wrong/

 

[Roy92040]

I heard about this call a couple of days ago. Don't remember if it was this board or what. But this has to be a little more stupid

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Man-calls-911-Where-can-I-buy-some-marijuana-this-morning-259129041.html

 

[Ron Burgundy]

The government is supposed to help me, dammit.