IMO, more pics of Sophie Cunningham and green dildos are needed. in the name of science.
Green Dildos
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Agreed. She's becoming a star around here. Her jersey sold out. People loved her role as an enforcer, like Ulfie, when the racists where punking Caitlin Clark. But the real reason is that she's hot and straight.
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Wrong. We need to stop Dildo Violence. The dildos are responsible.
"I'll give you my green dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.
The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.
"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."
Experts said that while the punishment seemed harsh, it should be effective in preventing any future disturbances. "We understand that this type of consequence may far outweigh the offense, but our hope is that the thought of being forced to watch 10 more WNBA games will terrify any potential troublemakers enough that they will decide not to follow through with any shenanigans. If you do the crime, you'll do the time… courtside."
At publishing time, protests had been organized accusing the WNBA's potential punishment of violating the Geneva Convention.
NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.
The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.
"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."
Experts said that while the punishment seemed harsh, it should be effective in preventing any future disturbances. "We understand that this type of consequence may far outweigh the offense, but our hope is that the thought of being forced to watch 10 more WNBA games will terrify any potential troublemakers enough that they will decide not to follow through with any shenanigans. If you do the crime, you'll do the time… courtside."
At publishing time, protests had been organized accusing the WNBA's potential punishment of violating the Geneva Convention.
I mean getting banned from a WNBA game for a year is nt really a punishment
I guess they can charge them with some minor bs crime but it wont be much. Honestly if you have the money for the small fine and time for court you could do it with little concern...
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LA has decided to put Lt Frank Drebin on the case of the Green Dildos based on prior experience
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When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.
I would have swapped pictures…the guy laughing watching the dildos fly.
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Just one quick note on Howard: I loved that guy. I was a devoted listener for around 25 years. I read his books, loved his movie, the humor of that show was right up my alley. Bought all of Jackie Martling’s comedy albums. He had Trump on a lot back in the day and Trump is a funny guy. Just look at how he F’s with the psycho left. It’s hilarious. Then one day in 2016 Howard said he was voting for Hildacuunt instead of Trump. I couldn’t believe it. I cancelled my Sirius subscription that day and haven’t listened to him since. Except for a You Tube recording of his interview with Wolfgang Van Halen after Eddie died. F Howard.
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Looks like there is a second dildo beside Howard
There is! Good eye.
Damn WNBA interlopers are ruining the game!!
GREEN dildos, not purple, you heathens!
GREEN dildos, not purple, you heathens!