Colts - L (Danny Dimes gonna light us up when Taylor needs a breather)
@ Chargers - L (go west, pick up another L for traveling)
Bengals - W (just because we need to **** up a streak)
@ Bears - L (traveling West and we know Mike don't do well on traveling)
Bills - LOL
@ Rats - L (Rats will be have gotten their **** together by now.)
Fish - W (we can't be THAT bad, can we? it's not a challenge, Mike, so don't take it personal. just a question)
@ Lions - LOLOLOL
@ Clowns - Sheduer gets his first win, and the Clowns decide against drafting a QB in R1 in 2026
Rats - W (Rats will have secured the division and sit their starters, but it will go down to the last few minutes of the 4th quarter)
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