Steelers 26
Texans 24
1 rushing TD
78 receiving yards for DK
Date night expense: $41.65. After carefully considering Steelmann's idea of spending your date night going on a hunt for one of Coolie's used diapers and heading to Arby's for a quick bite afterwards, you instead decided to thank Steelmann for his suggestion by giving him a DVD of Renegade and coupon for a five hour marathon with the chipped toothed trailer park girl at pad 41 and went with a variant thereon. You liked the idea of hunting, so, in honor of the evening, you splurged on two brand new arrows (his and hers) at a cost of $12.50 each ($25.00) and went off into the woods together in search of a deer...got lucky and bagged one...spent a few hours dressing it and having a laugh. Cut up a couple of steaks to throw on the BBQ and whipped up some pinto beans ($1.28), coleslaw ($1.94), cornbread ($2.50) sides with a bit of gravy ($2.77). Washed it down with a 2 litre bottle of Dr. Pepper ($2.00). For dessert, you managed to bake two apples ($1.40) and a peach ($0.76) with some butter, a dusting of cinnamon, drizzled it with leftover honey and finished it off with a quart of vanilla ice cream ($4.00). The evening eventually culminating in Ms. Palm summoning her five daughters to take you out behind the horse barn for a vigourous shaking of white hot coconuts from the veiny love tree.
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