I bet no, She wanted to be "porked"Did she bug you about trying to use bacon as a condom?
I bet no, She wanted to be "porked"Did she bug you about trying to use bacon as a condom?
I bet no, She wanted to be "porked"
Funny as hellA………….
But
Shame on you, She is a nice girl…………….. even back in the day………
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Man,I haven’t heard that expression in some time! Brings me back to my much younger daysI bet no, She wanted to be "porked"
Mine wasn't. First time over to her house, we were sitting on the couch watching TV. Her Mom went down to the basement to do a load of laundry. As soon as the basement door shut she stood up, dropped her pants laid down on the living room floor and said "hurry up". I was absolutely floored. Froze like a turkey. I was 15 years old for piss sakes. LOLFunny as hellA………….
But
Shame on you, She is a nice girl…………….. even back in the day………
Salute the nation
Mine wasn't. First time over to her house, we were sitting on the couch watching TV. Her Mom went down to the basement to do a load of laundry. As soon as the basement door shut she stood up, dropped her pants laid down on the living room floor and said "hurry up". I was absolutely floored. Froze like a turkey. I was 15 years old for piss sakes. LOL
At 15 yrs old, you could have spanked that chick, dressed and been ready for when momma took down the second load of laundry and give her a “laundry bonus” day.!!!
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