2023 Fantasy Football

[Steeltime]

Oh goodee ******* whoop-dee-******* doo, the oh-so ******* valuable last ******* draft spot! So sweet I bet I could deal this bad boy for any other spot in the draft!

So all other coaches - make me an offer to switch spots to get the oh-so-******* great last ******* pick!

 

[Steeltime]

Hey, the great news is after I make picks 12 and 13, I can watch a movie, or go to the store, or mow the lawn!!

Wait, same after my next picks, 1,234 and 1,235!!!

 

[Steeltime]

I hear you. of the 2 leagues I have already drafted, I have been 10th of 10 and 12th of 12.

The odds of that happening are 1 in 120.

Give me a call in 2026 if it happens every draft between now and then.

 

[BLITZ]

Yawn

 

[Buster]

Everyone be on the draft 30 minutes early for an intervention.

 

[Steeltime]

Still willing to trade spots and give up that valuable #12 position.

Thought so.

 

[Buster]

This would make a great plot for a Pittsburgh Dad episode.

 

[Buster]

This would make a great plot for a Pittsburgh Dad episode.

“Tom always gets the #1 pick and is still using it to draft dat Joe Flacco”

 

[BLITZ]

Still willing to trade spots and give up that valuable #12 position.

Thought so.

I will trade with you if you want 11. I dont really care were I pick. My mad FF skills will overcome

 

[Steeltime]

I will trade with you if you want 11. I dont really care were I pick. My mad FF skills will overcome

You are a man among men, Blitz.

DEAL!! @Buster make it so. My man Blitz is now mighty 12.

Hey "random" draft sequencer ... SUCK IT!!

 

[Buster]

You good with that Blitz?

 

[BLITZ]

You good with that Blitz?

100%. I need something else to ***** at in my life

 

[BLITZ]

Just let me know if i am 12th before 10am Saturday. I need 24 hours to do mock drafts at the 12th. Position. Huge difference

 

[Buster]

I will make the switch tonight

 

[BLITZ]

Damn it I am 12th! guess I know when I am mowing my lawn this week! ****! ****!

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

cry baby

yeah! I cry every year in this league because I have sucked in this league. Just take my donation and be nice to me.

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

My annual donation to someone else's pocket is made.

 

[BLITZ]

It is $50.00. Can you name 1 single person on this board that not be willing to donate $50.00?
Wether it be ff or let's say a bet? I can't think of anyone that would not pay.

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

It is $50.00. Can you name 1 single person on this board that not be willing to donate $50.00?
Wether it be ff or let's say a bet? I can't think of anyone that would not pay.

I get the jitters thinking about it.

 

[Buster]

Everyone is paid. Thanks guys.

 

[Steeltime]

Damn it I am 12th! guess I know when I am mowing my lawn this week! ****! ****!

 

[TDX27]

yeah! I cry every year in this league because I have sucked in this league. Just take my donation and be nice to me.

Yeah, I haven't done real well in this league. My other league I won last year and 3 of the last 5 years.

 

[BLITZ]

I dont consider this bragging cause it is true. I am gifted at the FF. It does not matter when I pick, who I pick wether I make changes or not. I win. that is all I do.

If you guys recall last year I finished in the top 10 yet again. Get used to it. my plan is to finish in the top 10 again this year. you all might as well get used to me winning. cause I am a winner. I win

 

[Litos]

So any FF league spot available for us dirt bags who want to play for free?

 

[Black & Gold Bleeder]

in my friends league.. George Pickens went in the 9th rd.