Browns week.................................. eF Miles Garrett
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**** Myles Garrett!
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So, uh, now that the latest stain QB, noted sex predator, has to receive his massages in the Factory of Sadness Staph Infectionary, do you think he special requests them out at midfield over/with/on the queer Elf?
Myles pleading for Dallas to pick him over Cleveland.
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Thats what Cleveland is for...LOL
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I remember that and near died laughing,
thanks for the repeat memory !!!
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Where do I begin?
Only in Cleveland...
...does a team lose a game (vs. Chiefs) after a player (Dwayne Rudd) tosses his helmet.
...does a head coach (Bruce Davis) up and quit before the season ends. (2004)
...does an owner get investigated by the FBI for illegal business practices. (Haslam's Flying J)
...does a player (Orlando Brown) get hit in the eye with a referee's flag causing a serious injury.
...does an owner (Randy Lerner) get criticized for showing greater interest in his British Soccer team than he had with the Browns. (Can you blame him though? lol)
...does a Browns fan get slammed to the turf by an opposing rival player (James Harrison)
...does a brand-new training facilities locker room become backed up with sewage.
...does a player sue his team for contracting a staph infection. (WR Joe Jurevicius).
...does is a player injured and out for the season after doing motorcycle stunts in a parking lot. (Kellen Winslow)
...does a GM (Ray Farmer) get suspended and fined for texting to coaches during a game.
...does a player (Braylon Edwards) practice barefoot, subsequently cutting his foot badly enough to keep him out of the next game....to which his coach (Romeo Crennel) responded "kids will be kids"
...does a team get investigated by the NFL over accusations by Hue Jackson of throwing games.
...does a player (Myles Garrett) get suspend for using a helmet as a weapon.
Wait there's more.
Only in Cleveland:
...is a player (Shaun Rodgers) stupid enough to board an airplane carrying a gun.
...would a player (Gerrard Warren) get arrested in Pittsburgh while attending a party held by Plax Burriss.
...did the fans bombard the field with beer bottles in protest over a refs call. (Cleve vs. Jax)
...was there held a parade celebrating the Bowns 0-16 season.
...does a head coach (Hue Jackson) jump into Lake Erie after going 0-16.
...do players like Myles Garrett ah OBJ arrive at stadium wearing Halloween costumes prior to playing their archrivals the Steelers...to which they lost to.
The response by a local sports talker Tony Rizzo was a furious one and priceless!......DID TJ WATT COME TO THE GAME WEARIN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME???
More dysfunction:
The Johnny Football fiasco
The Josh Gordon fiasco
The Deshaun Watson fiasco
35 starting QBs since 2000
12 head coaches since 2000
The number GM's and front office people since 2000? Who the **** knows.
"The factory of sadness"
Other notable facts:
One of 4 teams to have never played in a Super Bowl. The other 3 cities, Detroit, Jax, and Hou, have at least hosted one.
After the Browns move the **** out of Cleveland and change their name do they win a Super Bowl.
Brandon Weeden, Johnny Manziel, and Brady Quinn all were drafted 22nd.
In 2022 it took a lucky 59 yd. FG for the Browns to win their first season opener in 18 yrs.
"The Drive"
"The Fumble"
Browns fans blame the move in 1996 for current state that they are in.
However, one can argue that they sucked *** before they moved in 1996, having only one winning season during the 90's... while losing to the Steelers 6 straight before they moved.
I tell them they simply picked up where they left off when they returned in 1999.
Quotes
"They cloned Cleveland and got Buffalo" -Howard Cosell
"If the Browns win, they still lose because they have to go back to Cleveland"- Craig T. Nelson at halftime during the then Houston Oilers/Browns game.
"When we play in Cleveland, I have to bring a hammer and nail so I can hang up my coat"- Jerry Glanville in reference to the old, dilapidated Browns stadium
"We could be rotting away in Cleveland"- Former Browns TE to former Browns QB Bernie Kosar. Both playing for the Super Bowl winning Dallas Cowboys.
Quotes unrelated to the Browns.
"Every country has a city they make fun of...in Russia we make fun of Cleveland"- Smirnoff the comedian
"The Rock and Roll Hall in Cleveland is experiencing financial issues. We believe there are 3 causes.... location, location, and location." Colin Quinn SNL Weekend update.
The above quotes are paraphrased. Don't recall the exact quotes.
Other interesting facts:
Moses Cleaveland, the city's founder, founded the city and never came back.
Being called the "Mistake on the Lake" may have had its origin when the newspaper misspelled its own city's name.
One rumor was that Cleaveland was misspelled Cleveland, but since it fit better on the newspaper, it was decided to keep it that spelling.
And of course, we all know about the river so polluted it caught fire.
I've lived near Cleveland since the mid 80's. I am the greatest Browns hater to have ever lived.
I think I could write a damn book!
Only in Cleveland...
...does a team lose a game (vs. Chiefs) after a player (Dwayne Rudd) tosses his helmet.
...does a head coach (Bruce Davis) up and quit before the season ends. (2004)
...does an owner get investigated by the FBI for illegal business practices. (Haslam's Flying J)
...does a player (Orlando Brown) get hit in the eye with a referee's flag causing a serious injury.
...does an owner (Randy Lerner) get criticized for showing greater interest in his British Soccer team than he had with the Browns. (Can you blame him though? lol)
...does a Browns fan get slammed to the turf by an opposing rival player (James Harrison)
...does a brand-new training facilities locker room become backed up with sewage.
...does a player sue his team for contracting a staph infection. (WR Joe Jurevicius).
...does is a player injured and out for the season after doing motorcycle stunts in a parking lot. (Kellen Winslow)
...does a GM (Ray Farmer) get suspended and fined for texting to coaches during a game.
...does a player (Braylon Edwards) practice barefoot, subsequently cutting his foot badly enough to keep him out of the next game....to which his coach (Romeo Crennel) responded "kids will be kids"
...does a team get investigated by the NFL over accusations by Hue Jackson of throwing games.
...does a player (Myles Garrett) get suspend for using a helmet as a weapon.
Wait there's more.
Only in Cleveland:
...is a player (Shaun Rodgers) stupid enough to board an airplane carrying a gun.
...would a player (Gerrard Warren) get arrested in Pittsburgh while attending a party held by Plax Burriss.
...did the fans bombard the field with beer bottles in protest over a refs call. (Cleve vs. Jax)
...was there held a parade celebrating the Bowns 0-16 season.
...does a head coach (Hue Jackson) jump into Lake Erie after going 0-16.
...do players like Myles Garrett ah OBJ arrive at stadium wearing Halloween costumes prior to playing their archrivals the Steelers...to which they lost to.
The response by a local sports talker Tony Rizzo was a furious one and priceless!......DID TJ WATT COME TO THE GAME WEARIN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME???
More dysfunction:
The Johnny Football fiasco
The Josh Gordon fiasco
The Deshaun Watson fiasco
35 starting QBs since 2000
12 head coaches since 2000
The number GM's and front office people since 2000? Who the **** knows.
"The factory of sadness"
Other notable facts:
One of 4 teams to have never played in a Super Bowl. The other 3 cities, Detroit, Jax, and Hou, have at least hosted one.
After the Browns move the **** out of Cleveland and change their name do they win a Super Bowl.
Brandon Weeden, Johnny Manziel, and Brady Quinn all were drafted 22nd.
In 2022 it took a lucky 59 yd. FG for the Browns to win their first season opener in 18 yrs.
"The Drive"
"The Fumble"
Browns fans blame the move in 1996 for current state that they are in.
However, one can argue that they sucked *** before they moved in 1996, having only one winning season during the 90's... while losing to the Steelers 6 straight before they moved.
I tell them they simply picked up where they left off when they returned in 1999.
Quotes
"They cloned Cleveland and got Buffalo" -Howard Cosell
"If the Browns win, they still lose because they have to go back to Cleveland"- Craig T. Nelson at halftime during the then Houston Oilers/Browns game.
"When we play in Cleveland, I have to bring a hammer and nail so I can hang up my coat"- Jerry Glanville in reference to the old, dilapidated Browns stadium
"We could be rotting away in Cleveland"- Former Browns TE to former Browns QB Bernie Kosar. Both playing for the Super Bowl winning Dallas Cowboys.
Quotes unrelated to the Browns.
"Every country has a city they make fun of...in Russia we make fun of Cleveland"- Smirnoff the comedian
"The Rock and Roll Hall in Cleveland is experiencing financial issues. We believe there are 3 causes.... location, location, and location." Colin Quinn SNL Weekend update.
The above quotes are paraphrased. Don't recall the exact quotes.
Other interesting facts:
Moses Cleaveland, the city's founder, founded the city and never came back.
Being called the "Mistake on the Lake" may have had its origin when the newspaper misspelled its own city's name.
One rumor was that Cleaveland was misspelled Cleveland, but since it fit better on the newspaper, it was decided to keep it that spelling.
And of course, we all know about the river so polluted it caught fire.
I've lived near Cleveland since the mid 80's. I am the greatest Browns hater to have ever lived.
I think I could write a damn book!
Best insult i ever heard thrown back at a Browns fan mouthing off to a steelers fan.. the Steelers fan had been going back and forth with the knucklehead then he finally ended it with “ Your team sucks, Your city sucks, and you’re all stupid as hell… we have three rivers and never caught any of them on fire.. you guys have one… how ******* dumb do you have to be to catch water on fire… “
It was hilarious
Maybe for next Halloween Ill go to some parties as Myles Garrett… ill get a jersey with a poop emoji on it and show up in a wrecked car carrying a mason rudolph helmet… the only problem is that I am not sure my mouth is big enough to shove my whole foot inside it…
My favorite is “Your team never won a Super Bowl until right after they moved to Baltimore.”
That’s a knife in the heart right there.
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That is a VERY interesting fact and thanks for pointing it out.
GREAT ammunition for Browns fans to know, at a key point in the conversation.
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I thought being a Cleveland Browns cheerleader was one of the easiest (not hardest) jobs in the world - they just have to sit on the sidelines all game.
That calendar was ******* funny
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