Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"
~ Chase signs contract ~
Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"
~ Khan calls the NFL office ~
NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."