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Chase

tapeANaspirin2it said:
in theory he'd be a perfect fit for Arthur Smith's system because he's so big and would be able to block. The problem is he doesn't play physical. He's a slacker and plays soft. He should play like a TE, instead he plays like small WR. If they want to sign him to a minimum, fine, but I wouldn't count on him.
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Great and then he can bring back complaining about no music at practice again. That was so sweet.
 
Don’t lose sight of his ”catch” and “1st down” celebrations…. By far and above the call of duty. WE NEED THAT.!


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BLITZ said:
At least it is not a Tomlin sucks or Tomlin will draft the wrong person all by himself thread.
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You’re awesome SIR.!!!

A-N-D

YES, keep on the daily ration of BACON.!!!


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Greg Lloyd said:
How's that bacon?
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You should try the daily ration routine

wimp = 1/4 lbs bacon

medium = 1 lbs Bacon

Growing Boy = 2 lbs Bacon

Man = 3 lbs Bacon

Mann = 5lbs Bacon

BLITZ = 6 lbs Bacon

Ultimate Warriors42 = 7.38 lbs Bacon

NOTE: These are single slice increments, cooked to perfection on my Patented BACON Cooker.

Which one are you ???



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Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."
 
Superman said:
Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."
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That is a lot of typing
 
Superman said:
Khan: "Chase, my man! Sign this contract. Minimum one year, but we'll revisit that next year. Deal?"
Chase: "yeah! brought my own pen, too!"

~ Chase signs contract ~

Khan: < dials phone number >
Lynch: Hello?
Khan: "John! What's going on!? How's the wife and kds?"
Lynch: Omar? I told you not to call me until you have a legit offer.
Khan: "Oh, of course. And I have one that will work perfectly!"
Lynch: Yeah? go on....
Khan: "We'll send you draft equity, plus a veteran player ... a PROVEN veteran player, on a minimum contract ... for Brandon!"
Lynch: Who's the veteran and what is the pick?
Khan: "John, I'm not going to insult you by suggesting some asinine off the wall horse **** like I did with Chicago. This is legit. Win-Win for both of us. You'd get a nice complementary talented pool piece that is still moldable - clay, if you will - who can chase down long, deep throws, as well as a sliding scale equitable pick ranging from a 2nd to a 7th, depending on how well this veteran does for you. Which can be selected no later than 2045 and as early as how was your golf came this weekend?"
Lynch: "Ah! it was good and bad. I shanked a few into the trees, but with my foot wedge, I was able to kick back to the fairway without... wait, this veteran player sounds good. Tall? Fast? Who is he?"
Khan: Yeah, my foot wedge works really good, too. Yeah, man this dude is built like Tarzan. Speed like a Maserati. Belongs on a catwalk, really.
Lynch: "Well, we would like a taller receiver to pair with Deebo and draft equity would be nice to continue to solidify this team. I probably should research this more, but what the hell. Yeah, let's do it"

~ Khan calls the NFL office ~

NFL: Y-hello? Rog here
Khan: "Hey, you ginger ****. Omar. Khan. The Khanmaster. Calling to register a trade."
NFL/Rog: A'ight. Who?
Khan: "We just sent Chase Claypool and a 2045 7th round pick to the 49ers for Brandon Aiyuk."
NFL/Rog: the **** what?
Khan: "yeah, thanks. See your freckled *** in New Orleans. Shine that trophy up really good, you soulless *******."
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****-iN A


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Sober, and I still think they should have offered him a contract.
 
BLITZ said:
Sober, and I still think they should have offered him a contract.
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BLITZ---worried about ya man..

Not good when your drunken thoughts influence your sober thoughts.

Put the bottle down and back away slowly......
 
BLITZ said:
Probs. But I am of clear mind when I say, I wish the Steelers had given him an shot
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Just curious as to what makes you think he has changed?

I’m hoping we see more discipline here, with the new methods of doing business.

Discipline seemed to be ClayPUFF’s most lacjking trait, so maybe that would have made a small difference.


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Drink IRON City said:
Just curious as to what makes you think he has changed?

I’m hoping we see more discipline here, with the new methods of doing business.

Discipline seemed to be ClayPUFF’s most lacjking trait, so maybe that would have made a small difference.


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Mainly 6 foot 4 and 238 LBs you can not teach that.

I think the coaching staff failed this kid. The OC was a joke. the system was a joke. Chase was not in an NFL offense. I know he had opportunities elsewhere and didnt make the most of it.

I think if someone actually takes the time to coach Chase and develop him, he would be worth it.

Go back and look at his rookie year. If you can get that production back it would be worth it.
 
BLITZ said:
Mainly 6 foot 4 and 238 LBs you can not teach that.

I think the coaching staff failed this kid. The OC was a joke. the system was a joke. Chase was not in an NFL offense. I know he had opportunities elsewhere and didnt make the most of it.

I think if someone actually takes the time to coach Chase and develop him, he would be worth it.

Go back and look at his rookie year. If you can get that production back it would be worth it.
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Not many better places to land than with a QB like Josh Allen.
 
Drink IRON City said:
You should try the daily ration routine

wimp = 1/4 lbs bacon

medium = 1 lbs Bacon

Growing Boy = 2 lbs Bacon

Man = 3 lbs Bacon

Mann = 5lbs Bacon

BLITZ = 6 lbs Bacon

Ultimate Warriors42 = 7.38 lbs Bacon

NOTE: These are single slice increments, cooked to perfection on my Patented BACON Cooker.

Which one are you ???



Salute the nation
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Orge = 50lbs. per minute
 
bermudasteel said:
Orge = 50lbs. per minute
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He has been banned, unless he brings his own supply. It5 wouldn’t have been a big deal, but he “pooped” on the side of the road, claiming it was a T’rex and then all hell broke loose fRon an actual T’rex disclaiming it……………………..


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