Still not bothering to follow the owner's wishes? Just like the rat lawyers: you have no moral compass. You think decent behavior is something that doesn't apply to you, Steel-rat-turd.
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
— William Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part 2
Steel-rat-turd, your profession is the most despised on the planet. You are hated by everyone. What is that I hear? It's an ambulance. Put on your shiny shoes and chase after it. Go!
You clearly did not read Henry VI. Unlike you, I actually read Henry V (the more famous of the Shakespeare plays about the Lancaster line of succession, including the awesome St. Crispin day speech) and Henry VI. I read Henry V while in high school and have re-read it a couple of times since, and read Henry VI in college. So let me educate you on the plot and the line you stupidly parrot, you ignorant ****.
The quotation from the Shakespeare play comes from a loathesome character named Dick the Butcher, a follower of a paid revolutionary in the same story named Jack Cade. Cade was paid to incite violence and revolution by a political opponent of the king, who hoped to benefit from the discord to seize the crown. Dick's comment comes after Cade makes Hillary-like promises of free goodies to the public if they support his revolution, and is offered by a murderous villain in support of a lying, paid treasoner, hired to foment revolution.
The reason for those Shakespeare characters hating lawyers? You share this with the ignorant low-lifes - they were jealous and spiteful of the educated and those who could read and write. This LA Times article does a superb job of explaining how stupid you are for citing the Dick the Butcher comment as an actual indictment of the legal profession:
Cade rides into London with a bunch of ruffians, claims the crown and sets up a rump court. To whip the crowds into a frenzy of support, Cade uses a familiar device. He, like politicians today, knows that entitlements are popular and taxes are not. So what does he promise if he is crowned?
* There shall be no money: "All shall eat and drink on my score."
* Seven half-penny loaves (3 1/2 cents) shall sell for a penny.
* All the realm shall be owned in common--no private property; just take what you want.
* All shall wear the same livery, "that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord."
Well, that sounded pretty good to the crowd. Dick the Butcher shouts enthusiastically, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." There it is--the phrase so frequently used to damn the legal profession,
shouted by a butcher in response to an ex-convict and confidence man who was in London to foment anarchy, burn the city and loot the commonwealth.
But that's not all. Cade shows us what his world would be like without lawyers. Immediately after Dick the Butcher mouths his famous line, a clerk enters. Someone accuses the clerk of being able to write and read. Cade orders, "Hang him with his pen and inkhorn about his neck." Yes, second thing let's do, let's kill anyone who can write or read.
Well, what goes round, comes round. Cade, the friend of lawyers, is killed in the end. His head is paraded through London and his body is left for "crows to feed upon." We do not know for certain, but Jack Cade's last words on Earth might appropriately have been: "A lawyer, a lawyer, my kingdom for a lawyer." **
http://articles.latimes.com/1993-12-14/local/me-1614_1_jack-cade
In other words, you stupid, lowlife, ignorant, ill-bred, uneducated, ignorant, foil hat-wearing, conspiracy-loving, dumbass goober, the Shakespeare quotation does not mean what you think it means.
Further, you have a tendency to cite and link articles you obviously have not read. I already pulled your pants down on the idiotic "102 unarmed blacks killed by police officers" claim, so one would think you learned your lesson and actually read what you ******* cite.
Apparently not. The article you linked about the popularity of lawyers - thereby attesting as to its value and accuracy - says in part, "If you don’t think lawyers have contributed to society, take a look at the desegregated school you or your children attended. Go register for a concealed-carry permit in a state that once restricted their issuance. Attend a same-sex marriage and bask in the newlyweds’ joy. Burn a flag. Watch a film with a sex scene at the movies." In short, the article pointed out specific reasons why the profession did not deserve the vague, generalized low standing of professions. (Oh, and the same survey found that only 21% of the population thought that business executives had any value to society. What bunch of cousin-*******, goat-herding asswipes did they survery?!?)
Further, the undeniable truth of the matter is that citizens like their own lawyers. The "hate" of the legal profession that you claim exists is remarkably absent in terms of what people feel about lawyers they have actually dealt with.
Also, you are in such a low income and professional level that you brag about not knowing any lawyers. Therefore, your purported comments about lawyers is asinine. It really is no different than somebody badmouthing African-Americans, throwing around the "n" word, and then admitting he has never met or spoken to an African-American.
That's you, pal, the ******* blowhard wagging his finger about the legal profession, and having less knowledge of lawyers and the law than the average 3rd grader.
Finally, you are obviously too embarrassed to identify what you do for a living - I am guessing selling popsicles and picking up recyclables based upon your astounding level of ignorance - but I am confident, very confident, that I have a lot more people I encounter in my profession who send me Christmas cards, and invite me to their son's football games, and call me to say "hello," than you ever will.
Unless, I guess, one of your patrons needs to build one of those houses out of popsicle sticks and old soda cans. Then you are the go-to guy.
** I will of course need to explain this to the unread and idiotic POOP. In Richard III, another Shakespeare history, the antagonist is the title character, the malformed Richard III, who loses at the battle of Bosworth field. Richard III loses his horse during the battle, sees that the end is near, is desperate to rally his forces, and cries out, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!" See what the author did there? Well, of course not. Have ark explain it to you.
