From the "You Can't Make This Up" files (Seattle version)

[DBS1970]

The real solution is to legalize all drugs. Recreational users and people that smoke weed won't be a problem, they never really have been. The hard-core attics will weed themselves out inside of two years. Taking the money aspect out of it will cripple violent games and organized crime and the murder rate will plummet. And all we have to do is sit back and mind our own business.

 

[Stewey]

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City Council member advocates for buying $350,000 medical van to be possibly used as safe space site.

In Seattle a mobile safe space van wouldn't surprise me either.