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Like I've said a thousand times, I think Trump is an ******* and a conman, and yet is clearly the best POTUS since Nixon.
Why do you hate black people?
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They get like 38 attendees watching the game, now they want to ban some for throwing dildos on the court? That could reduce the attendance to 35, that would be a good financial decision.
Bright color, easily seen
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He will be an American citizen shortly, as a proud member of States 51, 52, or 53.
Easily seen. Makes sense.
The reason why road construction workers wear that color.
Hope that every time I drive past a road construction site I wont be reminded of dildos.
I suspect Tibilo just wants his dildo back. His boyfriend took it to the WNBA game and tossed it on the court as a joke, not realizing he was not going to get it back.
you forgot that ze single handedly helped spread the BuboniCovid across the once-beautiful plains of Hungary, which is now resembling Hiroshima on August 10, 1945 thanks to a gender-confused pussyhat wearing barista tryna stuff ze's tiny little Dimocrat balls in his lacy leggings. Gotta keep it fun for the "boys" over there as they slurp their cup o'Joe.
what is certain and clearly undeniable, is you mention "dildo" and Tibs comes a-running.
I am personally shocked that Orban has not awarded Tibilo the Hungaristanian equivalent of the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his one-man natural immunity campaign. He basically immunized a third of Hungaristan!
the ded third or the third that ze didnt come into contact with?
details matter. this isn't CNN.
The ded ones of course. Covid can't hurt the dead so killing a third of the population stamped out the Covidian in Hungaristan.
Science.
Did I sound like I was offended? The truth is you felt guilty and deleted your post, but nice try putting it on me.
What I was doing is rubbing your nose into your own feces.
Now this guy ain’t no dunce.
His take on your kind of people is stellar.
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Yup. Tibs saw just saw a black man and went straight to the crack pipe jokes. His racism cuts me like a knife.
i didnt know you were African American IndianYup. Tibs saw just saw a black man and went straight to the crack pipe jokes. His racism cuts me like a knife.
P.S. Greatest thread title ever ...
Green Dildos!!
Green Dildos!!
Someone should write a song. No a ballad. Yes a ballad. Where's Arlo Guthrie when you need him?
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With that spelling are you sure it wasn't devil's lettuce?
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Here you go. Written by Perplexity AI
The Ballad of the Green Dildos (Main Attraction Edition)
Well, the court was all polished, the teams lined up neat,
A handful of fans sprinkled over the seats.
But the real start of the evening, as strange as it sounds,
Was a rain of green dildos invading the bounds.
They flew through the air like bizarre little birds,
Each bounce earning side-eyes, gasps, and some words.
The players stood stunned—“What circus is this?”
As rubber and silicone spiraled with bliss.
Forget about banners or T-shirt toss nights—
No cowbells were clanging, no stadium lights.
It was green plastic missiles that stole all the screams,
A memory far wilder than championship dreams.
The crowd—if you’d call them that—watched in delight,
Their numbers were thin, but their aim was just right.
“If you folks are showing, at least make it count,”
The players all grumbled, their patience worn out.
Security fumbled, the refs looked around,
The ballgame forgotten as toys hit the ground.
No one remembers the score or the run,
Just the green dildos gleaming and blocking the fun.
So if you come down to a game for a show,
Leave the novelties home, let the basketball flow.
Those seats may be empty, but memories stay
Of the night green dildos outshined the play!
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Someone should a quick poll on the popularity of green dildos vs Caitlin Clark.
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Sex toy tossed on court during WNBA game in L.A., latest of several such incidents
August 6, 2025 / 6:39 AM EDT / CBS/APA sex toy landed near Indiana's Sophie Cunningham after it was thrown from the stands in Los Angeles while the Fever played the Sparks on Tuesday night.
The incident in Los Angeles occurred with 2:05 left in the second quarter with the object landing in the lane near Cunningham, who had been vocal on social media about fans throwing the toys on the court. The Fever forward jumped back in surprise and then Kelsey Plum kicked it into the stands.
"I think its ridiculous, it's dumb, it's stupid," Sparks coach Lynne Roberts said. "It's also dangerous, and players' safety is number one. Respecting the game. All those things. I think it's really stupid."
Plum added that she thought both teams did a great job "playing on, don't give it any attention. The refs too, I really appreciate them too, was just like 'hey let's go.'"
Cunningham walked over to the Sparks bench and was laughing about it.
According to social media posts, green toys were also thrown in Phoenix and New York but didn't reach the courts. The one at Barclays Center landed near a child.
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A similar incident took place a week ago, in the fourth quarter of the Atlanta Dream game against the Golden State Valkyries in College Park, Georgia. A fan was arrested, according to the WNBA, and was ejected from the arena and faced a minimum one-year ban.
On Friday, another sex toy was thrown in Chicago under a basket after a whistle was blown to stop play during the third quarter of Golden State's 73-66 victory over the Chicago Sky. An official kicked the object aside before it was picked up and removed.
It's unknown if the fan who threw the object at the Sky game was arrested.
Sky center Elizabeth Williams called the incidents "super disrespectful" and said the people who took part in the acts need to "grow up," CBSSports.com reported.
"I mean, first of all, it was super dangerous," Valkyries forward Cecilia Zandalasini said after the Atlanta-Golden State tilt, according to CBSSports.com. "And then when we found out what it was, I guess we just started laughing. I've never seen anything like that. I'm just glad we worked through that situation. We stayed locked in. We stayed concentrated."
New York Liberty forward Isabelle Harrison didn't play in either of the first two games in which the incidents occurred, but she took to social media to criticize the people who threw the objects, as well as arena employees.
"ARENA SECURITY?! Hello??!" Harrison said. "Please do better. It's not funny. Never was funny. Throwing ANYTHING on the court is so dangerous."
The WNBA said in a statement that, "The safety and well-being of everyone in our arenas is a top priority for our league. Objects of any kind thrown onto the court or in the seating area can pose a safety risk for players, game officials, and fans. In line with WNBA Arena Security Standards, any fan who intentionally throws an object onto the court will be immediately ejected and face a minimum one-year ban in addition to being subject to arrest and prosecution by local authorities."
I know that throwing dildos worries libs but don't cry. She's just lucky she didn't get her eye knocked out. Those dildos have been known to kill people.