My ex was a Sicilian from Chicago. Great cook. Nasty ******* vindictive temper
Back in the 90s, I spent a year and a half with a stunning Sicilian Italian who was born/raised in Staten Island. Best way to describe it was so much fun wrapped in vast amounts of crazy.
Example of that crazy: We lived about 30 mins apart but worked at the same company. On weekends, we'd stay at each other's places. It was a Friday and I went to her apartment with my overnight bag and we were going out to dinner.
I walked in and she was at the end of the hallway with the phone to her ear mouthing the words "It's my mom hang on" and gives me this sweet smile. So I sit down on her couch in the living room, and on the TV was ice skating from the Olympics. Katarina Witt was skating.
After about ten mins, she hangs up and comes into the living room. I stand up, we hug, she says I need to get ready, I said no problem and sat back down. But she stands there looking at the TV, then looks at me [still smiling] and says "Do you think she is pretty? [meaning Witt]
I replied honestly but in a non-interested way - "Sure she's attractive. Athletic, fairly pretty face, nice smile, but I find others more attractive."
She just stands there. Smile begins to fade and her eyes began to change...I'm like WTF. Then the eruption happens. With that New York Italian accent, she raises her voice and says "You....mean...to...tell...me....you find that horse face woman attractive?!?!" She goes off for about 3 minutes about how horrifying and ugly she was, that I was sick, etc.
It was insane.
I said to her something like are you kidding? I walk in, you smile, I sit down, we hug....no conversation but hello and then 30 seconds later you're erupting like Mt. Vesuvius?? I kept trying to 'talk her down' by saying reasonable things. She wouldn't calm down. So after 30+ mins of her just losing it, standing over me while I'm sitting on her couch, I stood up and said "that's it I'm not doing this tonight" and walked to the door, grabbed my bag, waved goodbye and drove home.
Bizzaro world. Both looking forward to dinner and a good weekend, no words, a smile, a good hug, one question and armageddon. LOL. She would go off for no reason in unpredictable ways.
Stayed with her another 6 or 7 months though LOL because the fun times were great.