Phone interview between t*mmy*y (t*b) and DIC, in-formal, but DIC manipulated for him to answer his phone……
In his Ugg wearing voice
t*b———- hello
DIC———————howdy there t*b, you got time to answer a few questions
t*b—- sure but keep them professional
DC———-can you tell us the inside as to why you retired
t*b—————————— Yes SIR, I retired…….. yaddda yardage yaddddddddddaaaaaaa (12:42 worth)
when he finally took a breath, I responded with
DIC—— well t*b, three nights ago while I was visiting your wife, I asked her that exact same question and she responded
jizzelle— not to be disrespectful but, you know t*b just couldn’t get it up for the big game anymore…… WAIT, you meant
………….from football,….. Oh, well I guess the same answer applies…….
t*b——— when did you leave my house
DIC——————- about noon today, she made me and then brunch before I left
t*b—— where are you calling from, what’s the address
DIC————— calling from the LUXURY S10 mobile phone and don’t ask for a ride either (the one time I’m glad
………………….Lunar is riding shotgun)
one more question
DIC——- can you tell us about your deflated balls suspension
t*b—- click……… crickets, the kind of crickets that make no noise
DIC——- stay tuned for more interviews with the # 1 RED HOT POKER recipient
Salute the nation
