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Okay Prayers didn't work

Pay whatever it takes to hire Todd Haley away from the high school team he is coaching.
 
JMM said:
He's funny as hell. Have you seen Clarkson's Farm? It's brilliant.

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OMG...When he bought the Lambo tractor I knew it was going to be good. Kaleb was the perfect side kick to Jeremy. "I DID A THING!!" :LOL:
 
Aussie_Steeler said:
WTF? That's Coach's job. Giving **** to Coolie from the start...now trying to steal Coach's job. How come Bob hasn't been banned yet?
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BoB seems to be a little more entertaining than Coach plus the O'l saying..... "you can't produce from the bench" applys.

Coach is ONLY chiming in randomly but even as little as he shows it seems to be way more than enough.

BoB on the other hand hasn't even remotely learned mannerism thus the fighting spirit of no fear.I think BoB has indoor plumbing.




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Drink IRON City said:
Take a dry cow pie and a big sissor and calmly walk into the FO and right infront of Rooney & Tomlin start to cut the cow pie with the sissors, bare handed of course. Once cut reach into the bag of Bagel JMM had given you (bare handed) and offer each... one of them. Hell take one for yourself as well, you deserve it.

Once they are chewing start your speech with........

'Lets cut the crap" gentlemen
I am here today on behalf of STEELERNATION.COM
My main objective is to get this ******* team back into respectable production.
You may not like my methods, but as DIC would say "**** YOU, it's happening"

While you have their attention

Fill them full of some stats such as being ranked dead last in rushing
#30 overall in offense
#18-ish against the pass
Poor play and play selection VS the personal we have

Then fill them in with how you are here to help and offer your services for free

Things like situational play calls / time outs / red flag toss
How special teams should be run and fire under their *****
my way or the highway as I'm in charge and no one is above my athority

Continously check in here for pointers and updated version of best thing to do
Always ask STEELERNATION.COM if you have a question
Remeber Bill Cowher once asked DIC for 1/2 time adjustemnts
slash can advise you on immediate personal decisions
Cope can help you injury statis reports and media coverage
Paul can be your foreign diplomat
Lunar can run this place while you are gone (he will have to step up his ******* personna)
Djfan can run you crowd and fan control including stadium music
Stillwright & TDX27 can help with game stratagies

We have a multiple aray of others should you need something not mentions.

Coolie, don't be afraid as we have your back (as long as we have correct wind direction),









Salute the nation
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I volunteer for media relations.
 
It has been a minute, hasn't it?

My personal favorite was when I interviewed Jesus.

Jesus: "You don't understand. I am a fan of everybody. I hope everyone succeeds and is happy."

Wig: Oh. Ok so you support EVERYONE. That's cool. So, you're also a Browns fan?

Jesus: "No. I'm not a browns fan."
 
My music choices are very closed minded these days, so expect me to be happy with it, and screw the rest of you.
 
CoolieMan said:
This week I'm going to fly up there and straighten them out (not really, just **** to start a thread with)

so other than chaining canada up in the basement and finding a way to get the OL their manhood back and working with Ben to fix his accuracy

What else do I need to bring up with Tomlin and company?
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Remind Tomlin to commit to the running game and that 14 rushing attempts ain’t gonna cut it.
Remind Tomlin he has FB on the roster that was paid 10 million hopefully not just for ST.
Remind Tomlin he’s the boss of his team not Ben. If Ben can’t run Canada’s offense then try Mason or Haskins.
That’s all! I’m done!
 
Tell Artie he should have been named Dan Jr, maybe then he'd run the damn organization like his old man instead of running it like his name sake.
 
Time to go full on single wing and run it every down.

Even though that won't work, it's fun to think about.
 
Have you tried streaking around your neighborhood?
 
Djfan said:
My music choices are very closed minded these days, so expect me to be happy with it, and screw the rest of you.
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You'll be kept on a short football leash by Coolie, remember he has absolute athority.

Just don't over play Renegade.




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