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One for the veterans: How's Hank the Tank dealing with this years Browns?

Imagine a BenglazRulz YouTube channel. Dear Lord, I WOULD subscribe.
 
From his blog, The Browns Cum Dumpster*

Hello, my blog name here is Hank the Tank which is a take on my old military nickname "Hank". How I got that nickname with my real first name being Brad is its own story but I won't bore you with that here. One of my favorite self-descriptions is the following:
Florida-Based Cleveland Browns Fan Extraordinaire, male model, former Palm Springs gigolo, married to a Victoria's Secret swimsuit model and Your King.
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*I may be paraphrasing
 
wig said:
Imagine a BenglazRulz YouTube channel. Dear Lord, I WOULD subscribe.
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He was loved everywhere:

Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Browns**ts no the new s**tz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
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Hank was an *******. Never liked him. Weird dude.
 
Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Browns**ts no the new s**tz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
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Put this to music and it's a frickin' GRAMMY!
 
Wasn't Hank claiming to be/have been an astronaut at one point?

My favorite character from way back was Marky Billson. He was a classic.
 
TheDudeAbides said:
Wasn't Hank claiming to be/have been an astronaut at one point?

My favorite character from way back was Marky Billson. He was a classic.
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Marky has moved back to Western PA, works for a sports radio station and calls ball games for a local minor league baseball team.

The guy is singularly focused on sports and I fully expect him to be involved in some manner with one of the Pittsburgh Big 3 sports teams at some point in the future. He would be a hell of a lot better than Hilgrove.

He is living out his dream.
 
nooneuno said:
Probably in a field trying to send rockets in to space with his new thirteen year old bride.
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I think he was the guy stealing Mean Joe Bradshaw's samich's. I'll bet one or both of them is still knocked out from that episode.




Salute the nation
 
Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Browns**ts no the new s**tz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
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Slaine said:
Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Browns**ts no the new s**tz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
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As is said…..Legendary!!
 
Those photoshop wars with the Bungles fans were epic. We destroyed them to the point they just stopped posting.
 
Hines, if I had a 'like' button I would use it. I guess I'm too new to have such an advanced feature.
 
I used to have a text file of "benglasrule" posts, but I can only find this one:

Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball bicth!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a *** cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!
 
@Lunar, @Super Dave, @Superman, @Steelerfan81, @Coryea, @MeanJim @CoolieMan , and the many vets, behold I bring you tidings of great joy on this Christmas Eve.. A @Diamond Dave classic from long ago:

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All I remember is him sitting on a mustang that was obviously a rental.
 
You all are dusting off some old stuff here.

Was Queerbait on this forum or the trib?
 
wig said:
I never found Hank to be that entertaining. Now BengalzRulez. That guy was AMAZING!
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For the old timers … BlackJesus….

He was a pleasure to destroy in 05-06
 
FSF said:
For the old timers … BlackJesus….

He was a pleasure to destroy in 05-06
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Black Jesus was a complete douchebag, so was Baltimore Greg and his yellow teeth.
 
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