My streak of being wrong all season continues….
Reality hits the Steelers as the streak of getting smoked in the first Quarter of a playoff game continues. No more blowing kisses to the fans….Tomlin raises his middle finger to the “Fire Tomlin “chants as he walks towards the tunnel down 21-0 in the first half. The whole game plan of trying to force feed the ball to Metcalf resulted in 2 interceptions.
B&G- 10
Texans -34
1) Zero
2) 64 yards
Telling a woman you’re not going to spend any money before you even go out? Who knew you would be subject to a secret Reddit blog getting 5 million likes titled “ Five hour date for a hamburger steak and fries?”
The sisterhood unites. The comments read like comedy gold as the documented date learns you forgot your wallet,and show up to the diner 30 minutes late in the John Deere. But she explains your ever present charm calmed the steam coming out of her ears,but the bow tie was a little much.
The sisterhood screams “ No frigging way,,,,you did not do that!!” As they learn that your “ lovely lady “ trailer park girl from pad #41 slipped a little blue pill into the golden mushroom gravy smothering your French fries.
Your “lovely lady” tells her adoring fans “ Hey. Even us bigger framed girls need a little loving”. Her fans scream..”You go girl!!”
The Tuesday afternoon senior lunch special Hamburger Steak and Fries for 2 with coffee was $14.99. An optional $2 was added on for gravy. Your date throws down a 20 dollar bill as you sheepishly go through your coat and pants for your wallet. You realize the tip is a little lite as you find $1.14 worth of change in your pocket to add in. It looks like a lot more as it’s all dimes and nickels. Saving you some embarrassment. Until of course the cashier asks for ID to prove you’re a senior. It’s a good thing you forgot your wallet. The comments range from “ he did not! To “Girl, I hope you dumped his sorry ***”
So far your date seems like a bit of a disaster after an hour,but ever the gentleman,you decide to carry on with your planned events. It’s a good thing it’s winter as you put on your long coat as all of a sudden you feel a little jolt in the old groin area. As you open the tractor door TP girl from pad #41 brushes her triple sized watermelon derrière against the trench coat as she climbs up the stair. . Good thing the trailer park is right downtown off the river.
3) Date Costs.
TP Girl from pad #41-$20.00 for 2 lunch specials including tax and tip. Little blue knock off pill ordered in bulk from China before tariffs was a thing,$2.41 landed.
Our very own Drink $1.14 for tip,plus a promised $15.00 to cousin Jimmy who had to pick them up and drive them to Pad #41 when the John Deere ran out of Diesel.
As Drink read TP #41’s blog the next evening while eating his jalapeño poppers,he had a chuckle at the comments. Ranging from…” Girl,you got your money’s worth,a one hour lunch turned into a 5 hour marathon! “ And girl,” my old guy only gets it on to Renegade and Steeler videos from the 70’s in the background ! You lucky biatch “ “ Girl,you modern day roofied that M’ f*****”
Our very own DIC realized his hard earned rock solid reputation was not in Jeopardy.
Likes as of 01/08/26 3:54 PTZ…….7,414,899.
As always cheers to Slash and DIC for continuing the Prediction tradition with a little bit of their personality thrown in for good measure.
Reality hits the Steelers as the streak of getting smoked in the first Quarter of a playoff game continues. No more blowing kisses to the fans….Tomlin raises his middle finger to the “Fire Tomlin “chants as he walks towards the tunnel down 21-0 in the first half. The whole game plan of trying to force feed the ball to Metcalf resulted in 2 interceptions.
B&G- 10
Texans -34
1) Zero
2) 64 yards
Drink,Drink. You old dinosaur.
Telling a woman you’re not going to spend any money before you even go out? Who knew you would be subject to a secret Reddit blog getting 5 million likes titled “ Five hour date for a hamburger steak and fries?”
The sisterhood unites. The comments read like comedy gold as the documented date learns you forgot your wallet,and show up to the diner 30 minutes late in the John Deere. But she explains your ever present charm calmed the steam coming out of her ears,but the bow tie was a little much.
The sisterhood screams “ No frigging way,,,,you did not do that!!” As they learn that your “ lovely lady “ trailer park girl from pad #41 slipped a little blue pill into the golden mushroom gravy smothering your French fries.
Your “lovely lady” tells her adoring fans “ Hey. Even us bigger framed girls need a little loving”. Her fans scream..”You go girl!!”
The Tuesday afternoon senior lunch special Hamburger Steak and Fries for 2 with coffee was $14.99. An optional $2 was added on for gravy. Your date throws down a 20 dollar bill as you sheepishly go through your coat and pants for your wallet. You realize the tip is a little lite as you find $1.14 worth of change in your pocket to add in. It looks like a lot more as it’s all dimes and nickels. Saving you some embarrassment. Until of course the cashier asks for ID to prove you’re a senior. It’s a good thing you forgot your wallet. The comments range from “ he did not! To “Girl, I hope you dumped his sorry ***”
So far your date seems like a bit of a disaster after an hour,but ever the gentleman,you decide to carry on with your planned events. It’s a good thing it’s winter as you put on your long coat as all of a sudden you feel a little jolt in the old groin area. As you open the tractor door TP girl from pad #41 brushes her triple sized watermelon derrière against the trench coat as she climbs up the stair. . Good thing the trailer park is right downtown off the river.
3) Date Costs.
TP Girl from pad #41-$20.00 for 2 lunch specials including tax and tip. Little blue knock off pill ordered in bulk from China before tariffs was a thing,$2.41 landed.
Our very own Drink $1.14 for tip,plus a promised $15.00 to cousin Jimmy who had to pick them up and drive them to Pad #41 when the John Deere ran out of Diesel.
As Drink read TP #41’s blog the next evening while eating his jalapeño poppers,he had a chuckle at the comments. Ranging from…” Girl,you got your money’s worth,a one hour lunch turned into a 5 hour marathon! “ And girl,” my old guy only gets it on to Renegade and Steeler videos from the 70’s in the background ! You lucky biatch “ “ Girl,you modern day roofied that M’ f*****”
Our very own DIC realized his hard earned rock solid reputation was not in Jeopardy.
Likes as of 01/08/26 3:54 PTZ…….7,414,899.
As always cheers to Slash and DIC for continuing the Prediction tradition with a little bit of their personality thrown in for good measure.
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