Trying to keep a list of various theories - both those labeled "conspiracy" theories by the left and others that are merely theories about tax policy, economics, etc. - and how those theories seem to be playing out.
The Theory | What conservatives believe | What liberals believe | What seems to be true |
---|---|---|---|
The Chinese flu originated in a lab | Very possible, even likely | Conspiracy theory! False! Believed only by fringe conspiracy crazies! | Not one single piece of evidence of natural origin, seems to have leaked from a lab |
Trump colluded with Russia | Bogus, a lie used to try and remove a duly-elected President | Absolutely true! Trump is Putin's puppet, a Russian asset! | Bogus, a lie perpetrated by indicted liars and used to try and remove a duly-elected President |
Profligate government spending, i.e., printing trillions of unbacked currency triggers inflation | True. Proven by economic policies prior to the Federal Reserve and the policies of 1974-1980 | False! Government spending awesome, the more the gooder! | Profligate government spending, i.e., printing trillions of unbacked currency triggers inflation |
The media are not tilted left, they have fallen over onto their left side | Absolutely. Anybody with eyes and ears can see that (Russia hoax, Covington teenagers, Rittenhouse trial, Biden coverage) | Not true! Media are the fount of truth and wisdom, seeking | The media are blatantly biased to lefties, and soft-ball proven idiots like Kamala Harris and Annoying Oral Crap |
Joe Biden is mentally unfit | Truth. The dude is a blithering mental incompetent. | Not true! Joe Biden is a genius, sharp as a tack! | Joe Biden is a blithering, doddering old man suffering dementia |
Kyle Rittenhouse is a white supremacist | False. No evidence to support that claim. | True! He's white and the police did not gun him down! | FBI took Rittenhouse's phone, prosecution did not even argue Rittenhouse a wHyTe sO0pReMaSiSt |
January 6 was an armed insurrection fostered by Donald Trump to seize the government and install himself as a dictator | False. Complete fiction. | True! Trump is a dictator, would install himself as lifetime President! Had a super-secret plan to take over the White House and ordain himself King of Trumpia! | Completely false. No organization, nobody armed, Trump had nothing to do with riots, nobody even charged with insurrection. |
Liberals are pimping January 6 because they have nothing else and are desperate, stupid liars | True. All you need are eyes and ears. | False! January 6 was worse than Pearl Harbor, worse then 9/11, worse than the Civil War!! | Liberals are pimping January 6 because they have nothing else and are desperate, stupid liars |
White supremacy is the greatest threat facing the United States | Of course not. Idiotic. The FBI cannot even find white supremacists, have to develop crimes for people to advance. | Oh my God, so true! wHyTe sO0pReMaSiStS everywhere, EVERYWHERE, OMG!! | White supremacy is probably about number 2,357,856 on the list of problems in the nation. |
(D)emocrats are corporate shills, mouthpieces for the Chinese Communist Party | True. For crying out loud, one (D)imbo had a Chinese spy on her staff for 20 years, another slept with a Chinese spy, and (D)imbos carry water for their Chinese overlords every single day, every single way. | We love our Chinese overlords! They will be nice to us! They will protect us from wHyTe sO0pReMaSee! | (D)emocrats are corporate shills, mouthpieces for the Chinese Communist Party |