Many years ago, when I was attending tOSU, I went to a Halloween party and met this girl in a Cat Woman costume. Talked her up all night and when the party was over asked her back to my apartment in the same complex. She ended up spending the night. Being a gentleman, I walked her back to her friend's apartment the next morning. Unbeknownst to me, her boyfriend was the starting center for the Buckeyes and he was waiting for her at the friend's place. So, confronted by this behemoth of a man asking me what in the hell I was doing with his girlfriend at such an early hour and why she was still in her Halloween costume, I puffed up my chest, straightened my back, said "Ask her" ... and ran my skinny *** straight back to my apartment as fast as I could. Whereupon I spent the rest of the day behind locked door consuming many beers.
Good times!!