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Steelers Fan Spreads Ashes at Heinz Field: Steelers Condemn

Buster said:
I bet if you bought an NFL licensed (overpriced) urn to keep them in before scattering them, it would be ok.:unsure:
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It’s time we start marketing and getting license deals
 
MTC said:
I want to go out Viking style. I told Mrs. MTC to send my body on a flammable boat down a channel in norway and have everyone start bombing the boat with flamed arrows
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That sounds pretty damn good. I'd probably have to settle for the Mississippi.
 
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Steelmann said:
You know Slash,from little on I used to tell my son ( who is just as big of a B&G fan) “ Son when I go ,I want you to rent a helicopter,and on game day I want you to drop my ashes over Heinz Field “
As he progressively got older he would ask questions.
But Dad,if I drop you from helicopter the wind would just blow it right up at me. Gross.
But Dad if you made it all the way down it would go all over the people and players. Gross.
Things like these were his comments over the years,until he got a little older.
And then it was” Dad,it’s not ******* happening. Can you imagine a chopper hovering over sold out Heinz Field. They’d shoot us out of the sky.”
Being a parent of course I’d have to guilt him a bit. “Son,it’s my last request. Don’t you love me enough to make this happen “
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What if you told him to drop the urn from above the flight restriction altitude and strategically target an opponent headed towards the endzone?

He's at the 10, the five, <Thunk!> what the hell?


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MTC said:
I want to go out Viking style. I told Mrs. MTC to send my body on a flammable boat down a channel in norway and have everyone start bombing the boat with flamed arrows
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Hey if you want to go out as a flamer who am I to judge.
 
Buster said:
I bet if you bought an NFL licensed (overpriced) urn to keep them in before scattering them, it would be ok.:unsure:
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I have one available.

 
I told Mrs. Fan to take care of me cheap. I don't care what is done with my remains when I'm gone. I've moved out of that nonsense, and I'm not there. For God's sake, don't waste a lot of money on the issue. My dad's funeral was over $15k. That is not what I'm into.

That would be a heck of a vacation for her, and I don't need it.
 
Steelr4evr said:
Put me in a capsule and fire me into space.
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We have that option as of two months ago. 1) Straight up into space and come back down, 2) Orbit the Earth, 3) Orbit the moon, 4) To infinity and beyond. All priced accordingly.
 
Djfan said:
I told Mrs. Fan to take care of me cheap. I don't care what is done with my remains when I'm gone. I've moved out of that nonsense, and I'm not there. For God's sake, don't waste a lot of money on the issue. My dad's funeral was over $15k. That is not what I'm into.

That would be a heck of a vacation for her, and I don't need it.
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*Profanity Alert*

 
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MTC said:
Oooh imagine your urn crashes into an asteroid and your ashes fuse with said asteroid and it ends up nuking part of earth!
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As long as I could crash into Foxboro, MA.
 
Ron Burgundy said:
That's what I mean, that's what $12.5k gets you. Lunar orbit same price.
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Oh no I want to go up in a rocket fully intact. A one way trip into the deep abyss out of our solar system. Do they have that?
 
Steelr4evr said:
Oh no I want to go up in a rocket fully intact. A one way trip into the deep abyss out of our solar system. Do they have that?
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Not as far as I know. Has to be ashes.
 
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