Student shoves PC pronoun policy up U of M's ***.

[IndySteel]

This is awesome.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/30/michigan-student-successfully-changes-preferred-pronoun-to-his-majesty-on-class-roster.html

Michigan student successfully changes preferred pronoun to 'His Majesty' on class roster

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What the hell is preferred pronoun? Is that a thing? Are you saying I have to address a person only how they want to be addressed? Anybody who brings this to my attention from that point on will be referred to as Fuckhead.

 

[Steelr4evr]

I'm changing mine to Mr.Awesome

 

[DBS1970]

Mine would be His Holiness The Black Pope.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

That's beautiful, really. He simply and effectively showed how absurd the policy is.

I'd have gone into the Wolverine database and changed my nick name simply to,

Your Master, the One and Only, Funk Masta Tim

If those professors don't address me ever time as "Your Master, the One and Only, Funk Masta," I'll sue. Very millennial of me eh?

 

[CharlesDavenport]

I always liked The Right Honorable..

 

[Steelerfan]

This thread amuses me, therefore it is good.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

That's beautiful, really. He simply and effectively showed how absurd the policy is.

I'd have gone into the Wolverine database and changed my nick name simply to,

Your Master, the One and Only, Funk Masta Tim

If those professors don't address me ever time as "Your Master, the One and Only, Funk Masta," I'll sue. Very millennial of me eh?

Serious question....is this a big enough deal that you could sue at UM? I can't imagine they are off the rails that far.

 

[Spike]

that was some ninja-level trolling - well done His Majesty

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

Serious question....is this a big enough deal that you could sue at UM? I can't imagine they are off the rails that far.

Why not? In the State of NY YOU can be fined $200-$250,000 for not addressing someone with the proper pronoun. Hell yeah you could sue over it.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/19/city-issues-new-guidelines-on-transgender-pronouns/

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

What the hell is preferred pronoun? Is that a thing? Are you saying I have to address a person only how they want to be addressed? Anybody who brings this to my attention from that point on will be referred to as Fuckhead.

Mr. Fuckhead to be formal please.

 

[oicu8ad]

How about "Madam queef-a-lot"

 

[Superman]

LongDong Phooey I am.

 

[IndySteel]

Sexual Chocolate

 

[Booted]

Lord Royal

 

[Steeltime]

His Eminence Steeltime.

It works.

 

[MTC]

Sir Pinche Pendejo will be my name

 

[DBS1970]

His Eminence Steeltime.

It works.

Your Holy Father gives you good greeting Cardinal Steeltime.

 

[Stewey]

Ultimate Warrior

or Nature Boy.

I'm still undecided.

 

[hamster]

Boom Shaka Lakka Hamster.

 

[Superman]

Behold Ye Royal Disrespected the World Over, Knight of Stained Underpants, Ark Steel

 

[Stryker]

I identify with The Game of Thrones. Ser Stryker will do.

Honestly, wouldn't it be easier to just DROP the pronouns?

 

[Stoney]

The Real Mandingo of the Family

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Behold Ye Royal Disrespected the World Over, Knight of Stained Underpants, Ark Steel