The Coronavirus thread

[Steeltime]

This made me laugh out loud for a good 30 seconds. Amusement standards must be extremely low.

I have FOUND my audience!!

 

[Hines57]

This made me laugh out loud for a good 30 seconds. Amusement standards must be extremely low.

This is a direct violation of the Geneva convention, code 89AMMALAMPSECHASER

There is absolutely, positively no laughing ever allowed at Jimmy jokes

 

[Steeltime]

This is a direct violation of the Geneva convention, code 89AMMALAMPSECHASER

There is absolutely, positively no laughing ever allowed at Jimmy jokes

Steelworth is a man of intellect, discernment and taste.

Unlike a certain gangly desert dweller who inexplicably tricked a classic beauty into marrying him, likely through a combination of threats and kidnapping.

And unlike the "Florida contingent," a combination of bomb-drivers, retards and number-crunchers.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

This is a direct violation of the Geneva convention, code 89AMMALAMPSECHASER

There is absolutely, positively no laughing ever allowed at Jimmy jokes

We have stumbled upon a bonafide, legitimate anomaly today. A never-before-seen event on the planet.

Another human being laughed at a Jimmy joke (that is an oxymoron, by the way).

Could it be a sign? Could this be the day the loathsome, irredeemable Ogre delivers the prophesied nectar of the Gods to his only friends on Earth?

 

[Steelworth]

Steelworth is a man of intellect, discernment and taste.

The wise man knows of what he speaks (or something like that).

And at AMMALAMPS. Wonder what ever happened to the Epic Beard Guy?

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

The wise man knows of what he speaks (or something like that).

Easy now Steel. You got a compliment from our AMMALAMPSE chaser. That's like Ark giving you a compliment on your hygiene.

 

[Steeltime]

Easy now Steel. You got a compliment from our AMMALAMPSE chaser. That's like Ark giving you a compliment on your hygiene.

First, this board has made abundantly clear that yours truly is funnier than a mix of Richard Pryor and George Carlin. Second, Ark is offended and points out that last Thursday was his monthly toothbrushing. Third, I am getting close to presenting you with a petition signed by over 5,000 "Tims" asking that you change your name.

 

[Booted]

First, this board has made abundantly clear that yours truly is funnier than a mix of Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

You mean you're funnier now or before they died?

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

First, this board has made abundantly clear that yours truly is funnier than a mix of Richard Pryor and George Carlin. Second, Ark is offended and points out that last Thursday was his monthly toothbrushing. Third, I am getting close to presenting you with a petition signed by over 5,000 "Tims" asking that you change your name.

And this folks....explains post #9129.

No one laughs. Ever. It's painful to endure.

 

[Steeltime]

It's painful to endure.

You hear that a lot, I bet.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

And unlike the "Florida contingent," a combination of bomb-drivers, retards and number-crunchers.

Pffft, you should see my childhood bud down there who I introduced to the Florida contingent. He does not belong to this board but he makes them all look like nursery school teachers.

 

[Steelworth]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holy ****. Emails between public officials in Nashville.<br><br>“The discussion involves the low number of coronavirus cases emerging from bars and restaurants and how to handle that, and most disturbingly how to keep it from the public”<br> <a href="https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN">https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN</a></p>— Greg Price (@greg_price11) <a href="https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1306439638232502272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[IndySteel]

 

[SteelerInLebanon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holy ****. Emails between public officials in Nashville.<br><br>“The discussion involves the low number of coronavirus cases emerging from bars and restaurants and how to handle that, and most disturbingly how to keep it from the public”<br> <a href="https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN">https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN</a></p>— Greg Price (@greg_price11) <a href="https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1306439638232502272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I can't open the link now. hmmmmm.

 

[Steelworth]

I can't open the link now. hmmmmm.

Hmm. It's still up there. Try this one:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Holy ****. Emails between public officials in Nashville.<br><br>“The discussion involves the low number of coronavirus cases emerging from bars and restaurants and how to handle that, and most disturbingly how to keep it from the public”<br> <a href="https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN">https://t.co/MCWBNnQXeN</a></p>— Greg Price (@greg_price11) <a href="https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1306439638232502272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Steelworth]

And the virologist brought in to investigate the initial issues in Wuhan found some scandalous details, had to flee that Communist regime, and is now being silenced here by a communist regime.

 

[IndySteel]

 

[ZonaBurgh]

So it's now been 2 weeks since a thousand or more upper middle age folks such as myself gathered, without masks or distancing, to drink, sing and generally have a good time.

The numbers are now in, and it's quite disturbing, as the plague numbers have soared to.................

Oh, wait, something must be wrong, because there's not a single new case here. Maybe next week, as we've all been told that it's inevitable.

 

[JMM]

So it's now been 2 weeks since a thousand or more upper middle age folks such as myself gathered, without masks or distancing, to drink, sing and generally have a good time.

The numbers are now in, and it's quite disturbing, as the plague numbers have soared to.................

Oh, wait, something must be wrong, because there's not a single new case here. Maybe next week, as we've all been told that it's inevitable.

 

[Steelworth]

And the virologist brought in to investigate the initial issues in Wuhan found some scandalous details, had to flee that Communist regime, and is now being silenced here by a communist regime.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dr Li-Meng Yan, Chinese "whistleblower" on COVID19 who arrived in US in April, has not delivered proof for claims.<br><br>She was source for some on the right's "bioweapon" claims, which has no evidence behind it.<br><br>IMO she's not credible & part of an op, either thru CCP or a US group.</p>— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1306966039503269888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 18, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">IMO Dr Li Meng Yan is part of a purposeful COVID hype campaign. Next time she does a TV interview, she should be asked about her April arrival in the US, why she has not delivered proof for her repeated claims, who she is affiliated w, & If she is receiving $ for her advocacy.</p>— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1306970256313733124?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 18, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Steelworth]

So it's now been 2 weeks since a thousand or more upper middle age folks such as myself gathered, without masks or distancing, to drink, sing and generally have a good time.

Oh, wait, something must be wrong, because there's not a single new case here. Maybe next week, as we've all been told that it's inevitable.

Don't let your Mayor in on that information (if a criminally disingenuous leftist).

 

[Djfan]

Yeah, guilt by association kinda sucks, doesn't it? Doesn't feel good one bit.

Makes you think about the literally hundreds and hundreds of pictures and videos posted on this board over the years, showing violence, looting and destruction by 'leftist extremists' like blm, antifa, anarchist groups.

Then, where is the nearly unanimous outcry from the dems, calling the roits by blm, antifa, etc., bad, wrong, inappropriate, etc? In fact, the leaders of the dems are encouraging it, and letting the criminals off.

 

[Djfan]

So I learned that the majority of the teachers at my school are idiots. They actually said that they have a better chance of dying from Covid than they do in a tornado so they do not want to do the state mandated tornado drills. They also think they will die if they have to do an active shooter drill.

Please god...make this madness stop.

18 years I taught in the public schools. It's a hotbed of liberal stupidity. Get your kids out of them now.

 

[Djfan]

Turns out teachers are pretty much *******, which explains why America's youth is in the state its in.

Which explains the reality that the conservative teachers are run out of the business.

True story

 

[Steelworth]

Which explains the reality that the conservative teachers are run out of the business.

Yeah, painting any important profession like that (cops say hello) with such a broad brush isn't right.