This Is Exactly What You Do To Protect Your Property

[MTC]

Well it's not like you're saying dirty pigfucker.

The ****? You’re not censored.

Arsehole

 

[MTC]

Pigfucking, jackass, dirty smelling ****** with gigantic ************* dildos for hats.

But don't say a-s-s.

Steelworth and dildos. The two go hand in hand like oreos and milk

 

[ZonaBurgh]

I can see the lawsuits now. He was just trying to put food on the table, your honor.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I can see the lawsuits now. He was just trying to put food on the table, your honor.

Yeah, they said in South Africa it's legal. In the U.S. you are not allowed to use lethal force simply to defend property, although if someone is holding a gun on you telling you to get out of your car I think it should be okay.

 

[Steeltime]

The flamethrower device is legal in South Africa because that nation has descended into a crime-ridden shithole where honest citizens are targeted and victimized by criminals that the justice system refuses to punish.

I mean, that's nothing like the United States where ... never mind.