Special Teams - its an honor although I do not chew gum. That will allow me to double my focus on return teams and promise to always tell my players when the fake kick isn't on, discourage fair catches, and kick to the coffin corner as much as possible. I will also install several kegerators next to the film machine and make it available to all my fellow staff. I do vow to show only the best porn on said film machine and only email it to trusted folks. Further, as ST Coach, I will train up a special staff of people who will be able to sniff out and beat up anyone caught filming sidelines, jamming radio signals or deflating balls.