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Trading Tomlin makes sense

Special Teams - its an honor although I do not chew gum. That will allow me to double my focus on return teams and promise to always tell my players when the fake kick isn't on, discourage fair catches, and kick to the coffin corner as much as possible. I will also install several kegerators next to the film machine and make it available to all my fellow staff. I do vow to show only the best porn on said film machine and only email it to trusted folks. Further, as ST Coach, I will train up a special staff of people who will be able to sniff out and beat up anyone caught filming sidelines, jamming radio signals or deflating balls.
 
Paul G said:
NEW YEAR predictions

Danielle Snyder and the Skins of Washington take Tomlin off our hands in exchange for # 2 overall pick in the draft, WR Terry McLaurin and a Cool pair of Shades of his very own.
Taking Chase Young with the #2 pick in the 2020 draft

Pittsburgh shakes up the coaching and front office staff with the following appointees

Kevin Colbert leaves the organization since Tomlin is no longer around to advise him on draft day......... replaced by COPE
Art Rooney takes the Rooney Rule to another level and hires from another Minority group .... Canadians ....meet our new HC ....SteelerSASK
SASK spent little time filling out his coaching staff and scouting appointments using his greatest resource.. STEELER NATION FORUM
DIC takes over as the new DC because he already had 2 of the letters required in his name which makes him already more qualified than Keith Butler and he is only 1 letter short of being the 2nd coming of DICK (LeBeau)
Slashsteel and Coolieman were both in the running for OC because of their proficient use of offensive language. In the end the nod went to Slash as his complex terminology won out with Twatwaffle conquering ********.
Coolieman later accepted the position to lead the Scouting Program.....mainly because he realized hearing the word COACH day after day would have eventually had him being admitted across the hall from AB
We look forward to seeing some newly coined SLASH plays on Offense this year .... side note...Randy Fichtner was offered a position handing out towels during timeouts but declined due to the complexity of the job position.
Our Special Special Teams Coach Danny Smith has been finally replaced by HOOT......key points about this hire...... Bazooka rescinded on the free season long supply of gum to D. SMITH ... the added expense of the Steelers supplying the gum would have created more dead money against the salary cap than AB's exit did. Tough decisions had to be made.....kudos COPE
In Hoot we have a man who can walk and chew gum at the same time in addition to his love of watching countless hours of tape while enjoying a beverage. This bolds well for motivating the special teams players to study the difference between front and back of the opposing team. Something Smith was never able to do during his short and storied tenure in Pittsburgh.
Rounding out the coaching staff .... LBs .... Superman....who else could lead our Super heroes, TJ WATT and CHASE YOUNG
WRs .... Hines57 accepts the position after deal to bring in Hines Ward falls through
RBs....SASK takes over this position as well.....saved him time firing whoever would have run every back 5 times each/game
Steelworth, OMAR, bermudasteel round out the scouting program for east and west coast.... all refused to leave the warm weather conditions of home .... facetime only required
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Hoot said:
Special Teams - its an honor although I do not chew gum. That will allow me to double my focus on return teams and promise to always tell my players when the fake kick isn't on, discourage fair catches, and kick to the coffin corner as much as possible. I will also install several kegerators next to the film machine and make it available to all my fellow staff. I do vow to show only the best porn on said film machine and only email it to trusted folks. Further, as ST Coach, I will train up a special staff of people who will be able to sniff out and beat up anyone caught filming sidelines, jamming radio signals or deflating balls.
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I like a man with a plan.
Since porn in the film room will be a major focus of your philosophy going forward, we will add a further title to your department.......STD coach
Would you be willing to chew tobacco ??? so the players can adjust to life without O Danny Boy gradually
 
Paul G said:
I like a man with a plan.
Since porn in the film room will be a major focus of your philosophy going forward, we will add a further title to your department.......STD coach
Would you be willing to chew tobacco ??? so the players can adjust to life without O Danny Boy gradually
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I would settle for him chewing ST players a new *** for every block in the back.

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Paul G said:
I like a man with a plan.
Since porn in the film room will be a major focus of your philosophy going forward, we will add a further title to your department.......STD coach
Would you be willing to chew tobacco ??? so the players can adjust to life without O Danny Boy gradually
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no on tobacco but I could do sunflower seeds. I will spit the seeds all over the place including at the head coach's forehead when he calls a play I think is stupid.
 
Meyer was seen in the owner's box at the Redskins game a few weeks ago. They drafted Haskins. Seems a natural fit.

Here's a conspiracy theory. Tom Brady retires. Belichick retires. Urban Meyer takes over the pats with Jared Stidham at QB who has experience in a system similar to Meyer's.
 
Paul G said:
NEW YEAR predictions

Danielle Snyder and the Skins of Washington take Tomlin off our hands in exchange for # 2 overall pick in the draft, WR Terry McLaurin and a Cool pair of Shades of his very own.
Taking Chase Young with the #2 pick in the 2020 draft

Pittsburgh shakes up the coaching and front office staff with the following appointees

Kevin Colbert leaves the organization since Tomlin is no longer around to advise him on draft day......... replaced by COPE
Art Rooney takes the Rooney Rule to another level and hires from another Minority group .... Canadians ....meet our new HC ....SteelerSASK
SASK spent little time filling out his coaching staff and scouting appointments using his greatest resource.. STEELER NATION FORUM
DIC takes over as the new DC because he already had 2 of the letters required in his name which makes him already more qualified than Keith Butler and he is only 1 letter short of being the 2nd coming of DICK (LeBeau)
Slashsteel and Coolieman were both in the running for OC because of their proficient use of offensive language. In the end the nod went to Slash as his complex terminology won out with Twatwaffle conquering ********.
Coolieman later accepted the position to lead the Scouting Program.....mainly because he realized hearing the word COACH day after day would have eventually had him being admitted across the hall from AB
We look forward to seeing some newly coined SLASH plays on Offense this year .... side note...Randy Fichtner was offered a position handing out towels during timeouts but declined due to the complexity of the job position.
Our Special Special Teams Coach Danny Smith has been finally replaced by HOOT......key points about this hire...... Bazooka rescinded on the free season long supply of gum to D. SMITH ... the added expense of the Steelers supplying the gum would have created more dead money against the salary cap than AB's exit did. Tough decisions had to be made.....kudos COPE
In Hoot we have a man who can walk and chew gum at the same time in addition to his love of watching countless hours of tape while enjoying a beverage. This bolds well for motivating the special teams players to study the difference between front and back of the opposing team. Something Smith was never able to do during his short and storied tenure in Pittsburgh.
Rounding out the coaching staff .... LBs .... Superman....who else could lead our Super heroes, TJ WATT and CHASE YOUNG
WRs .... Hines57 accepts the position after deal to bring in Hines Ward falls through
RBs....SASK takes over this position as well.....saved him time firing whoever would have run every back 5 times each/game
Steelworth, OMAR, bermudasteel round out the scouting program for east and west coast.... all refused to leave the warm weather conditions of home .... facetime only required
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Hey I could use a green card and my hiring would add to the minority program, where else could you find a half South American / half Portuguese fan of the Steelers and eager to bring back some smash mouth football to the field?

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Litos said:
Hey I could use a green card and my hiring would add to the minority program, where else could you find a half South American / half Portuguese fan of the Steelers and eager to bring back some smash mouth football to the field?

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Steeler Nation defies all borders. No green card necessary to be accepted. Some Smash Mouth would be a welcome sight.........
 
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As the DC with an I for talent will bring in Litos as an assistant sideline hand signal caller, one of three, to help aid in ******* up the cheaters signal steeling. Litos agrees to the long hours and was able to make it with his STEELERS "gold" card.

The two defensive line set will only be used sparingly & when our new OC has the opposing team down,...... My D will continue to put the foot to their neck and crushe the ******* antler powder out of them.

The ONLY thing I may have to keep is my speaking in cliches, tough habit in mocking our current coach as its come to be my near language.

I have the whole off season to perfect / establish / and uphold the team unity needed, also all defensive players will be accessible to the public. I will also be able to bend Sasks' ear, if need be.


One last thing....... I will always welcome STEELERNATION.COM members on the sidelines for consultation purposes as needed.


Salute the nation
 
Drink IRON City said:
As the DC with an I for talent will bring in Litos as an assistant sideline hand signal caller, one of three, to help aid in ******* up the cheaters signal steeling. Litos agrees to the long hours and was able to make it with his STEELERS "gold" card.

The two defensive line set will only be used sparingly & when our new OC has the opposing team down,...... My D will continue to put the foot to their neck and crushe the ******* antler powder out of them.

The ONLY thing I may have to keep is my speaking in cliches, tough habit in mocking our current coach as its come to be my near language.

I have the whole off season to perfect / establish / and uphold the team unity needed, also all defensive players will be accessible to the public. I will also be able to bend Sasks' ear, if need be.


One last thing....... I will always welcome STEELERNATION.COM members on the sidelines for consultation purposes as needed.


Salute the nation
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Dad gum it , we just planted the seed to a new coaching tree, obviously.
 
I know that this documentary makes everyone sick, but the HBO Belichick & Saban shows exactly what you need to be a great head coach. You have to have a passion for teaching everything. Every position. You have to have come up through position coaching, understanding fundamentals, and TEACH them. These players are not masters of anything. They are basically kids. If you can't teach them, you will lose every time to a team where they are taught (coached). Chuck Noll was the same way. His team was ridiculously talented, and he still taught them EVERYTHING. How to take your stance, how to take a snap, how to stay in your gap - EVERYTHING. It's called coaching, and we need some.
 
I'll take care of the cheating issue with a certain team. Just a little funding for equipment.

Just make sure you commit to bringing smashmouth back.
 
Cut Foster and give Finney a pay increase younger more agile than Foster almost as good, Foster is a good locker room guy but in terms of play I rasther see Finney start
 
Forget Washington, trade Coach Blank Stare to Cincinnati instead. This way we'd get the #1 pick AND two guaranteed wins every year....
 
Paul G said:
Danielle Snyder and the Skins of Washington take Tomlin off our hands in exchange for # 2 overall pick in the draft, WR Terry McLaurin and a Cool pair of Shades of his very own.
Taking Chase Young with the #2 pick in the 2020 draftd
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I know we are living in fantasy land, but I couldn't get this deal into the league office fast enough. Four young, talented receivers with a variety of skill sets and add Chase Young to the mix. You allow Dupree to walk and re-sign Hargrave with some money to spare to add depth at other positions.

Matt Rhule is my next head coach and I rebuild the offensive line in the second and third round.
 
I don't see MT going anywhere. He is signed through the end of next year. Ben is in his last contract...I don't imagine they would bring in a new HC until after Ben retires and that is assuming the team even wants to move on from MT. My guess is they don't.

Changes this year will be to hire a long term WR coach since Coach Sherman came out of retirement to help. Not sure he wants back in the game long term. If he does, I don't think they will kick him to the curb after he stepped in on a phone call.

There is a small chance they will hire a QB coach to work with MR. Depends on if MT feels Randy can be both OC and mentor MR. (I don't see Duck back if you are wondering).

I doubt they change OC until after Ben, although I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility.

Defense came alive this year after Minkah signing. That success will protect the coaching staff there unless someone tries to hire an assistant away (unlikely)

edit: Forgot - OL coach could come under fire.
 
Interesting coach has done a lot in a short period of time. Has mentored under Paterno and Coughlin. Another coach I wouldn't mind giving a shot to.
SteelerFan448 said:
I know we are living in fantasy land, but I couldn't get this deal into the league office fast enough. Four young, talented receivers with a variety of skill sets and add Chase Young to the mix. You allow Dupree to walk and re-sign Hargrave with some money to spare to add depth at other positions.

Matt Rhule is my next head coach and I rebuild the offensive line in the second and third round.
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SteelerFan448 said:
I know we are living in fantasy land, but I couldn't get this deal into the league office fast enough. Four young, talented receivers with a variety of skill sets and add Chase Young to the mix. You allow Dupree to walk and re-sign Hargrave with some money to spare to add depth at other positions.

Matt Rhule is my next head coach and I rebuild the offensive line in the second and third round.
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Just trying to lighten up the mood for everyone heading into the last game of the season. Yeah it would be sweet if some of these scenarios could come to fruitition. As well as Bud has played this year I think landing Chase Young would make us forget him pretty quickly. I liked Terry McLaurin and Mecole Hardman in the draft last year. Hargrave has been playing well. Everyone is coming up with some good coaching options as well.
 
Superman said:
1. Would Urban Meyer's scheme work in the NFL?
2. Would he even want to coach in the NFL?
3. Would he even want to coach Pittsburgh?
4. Would we want to pay Meyer what he wants (he's rumored to want full personnel control).
5. Would our vet players take to what a COLLEGE coach is teaching?

You want to keep the defense up? you bring in the 49ers DC (Saleh) and let him pick an OC.
You want to get the offense going? bring in Carmichael from the Saints and let him pick a DC.
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If I lose more faith in HCMVLT - I like your scenario...

steelersfootball4life said:
Kirby Smart?
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No way in God's green Earth does Coach Smart give up TOTAL CONTROL of the Georgia football operations to come coach pro ball in Pittsburgh. Can't see it at all...

Now, as a scout for the team, LOL that made me smile and warmed my heart - thanks, I will lock down all the talent south of the Mason-Dixon line and all thru the Caribbean Sea!!! Speed and foot talent is abundant - where's my Black AMEX???
 
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