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Its great to see Biden try to figure out what to do when he doesn't have Obama -
I'm actually beginning to feel somewhat bad for him.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BIDEN: "Um, you know, there's a uh, during World War... Two, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing that uh, you know, was totally different than a, than the, the, it's called, he's called it a, you know, the World War Two, he had the World, the War Production Board." <a href="https://t.co/RzOjwnQ4fk">pic.twitter.com/RzOjwnQ4fk</a></p>— Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1250962230285414402?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
“He’s like, for a guy who doesn’t drink, acts like a drunk in a bar
Those pictures had me laughing more than I have in a while.
Dog face pony soldier
He cannot distinguish between Tom Wolf, the current governor of Pennsylvania, and Dale Wolf, who served briefly as governor of Delaware back in 1993. He thinks Theresa May is Margaret Thatcher. He thinks Chancellor Angela Merkel is also Margaret Thatcher. During one debate, he told parents to keep the "record player" on at night so that black children could learn proper English. He has repeatedly tried to reference the Declaration of Independence in his speeches and found himself so tongue-tied that he was left shouting at his audience, "You know, the thing!" He told a crowd in South Carolina he is running for the United States Senate. He bragged of working with Deng Xiaoping, who died a quarter-century ago, on the Paris Climate Accord during the Obama administration. He thinks "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids," especially when they rubbed his legs and twisted his leg hair while he served as their lifeguard. He believes that his deceased son was the attorney general of the United States (he was not), that 150 million people have been killed from gun violence since 2007, that a child care tax credit would "put 720 million women back in the workforce," and that the best way to tackle violence against women is by "punching at it and punching at it and punching at it."
He recently confused 2014 for 1976, discussed his sharp memories of the assassinations of Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr. in the late '70s, confused New Hampshire for Vermont, Nevada for New Hampshire, and South Carolina as the mythical North South Carolina. When he's not biting his wife's fingers like a toddler, he talks about increasing health care premiums to make them affordable, choosing "truth over facts," and how he's looking forward to "appointing the first African-American woman to the United States Senate." His economic plans involve "clipping coupons at the stock market" and yelling at blue-collar factory workers for needing an "AR-14." He has repeatedly mistaken his wife for his sister and his sister for his wife. He referred to Bernie Sanders as "the president" and "my friend Vermont" and called Cory Booker "the president," too, but astonishingly forgot President Obama's name altogether and settled for calling him "my boss." In a short speech in St. Louis, he declared to a stunned audience that he was most certainly an "Obiden-Bama Democrat." And as if reverting to his rapey impulses, he told CBS4 Miami recently that "economic intercourse" would have to wait for many more months. (God help anyone stuck in lockdown with Rapey Joe.)
Half the time, he does not seem to remember that he was once vice president or that he ever left the Senate. He has no idea what century, let alone what decade, we're in. He even falls asleep on camera during his own "town hall." His brain is mush; for all intents and purposes, Joe Biden is a vegetable.