BRADY announces he will become lead analyst for FOX upon retiring from the playing field

[Ballz Deep]

Who, ballz-deep & Backdoor Butternut BoB...........?

Wait, I'd use a little harsher discription in describing either or both.



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Hey farmer, maybe start by learning how to spell "description" before attempting to be clever. Better yet, maybe stick to driving that tractor and growing corn.

 

[MTC]

Watch, we'll get the fucazz on all our games.

I'll be able to take solace knowing that under that table he is sitting at

there sticks out a

RED
HOT
POKER


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[Drink IRON City]

Hey farmer, maybe start by learning how to spell "description" before attempting to be clever. Better yet, maybe stick to driving that tractor and growing corn.

**** did you say ???

I don't have near the job demand or decorum to keep up with you, go ahead and suck away you twatwaffle twit *****.! (***** = bitchsssss)



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[slashsteel]

I'm used to handling dicks...


uh wait I mean I'm used to handling dicks

Now you done it. Bob is jumping up and down off his milk crate all excited thinking it is go time.

 

[CoolieMan]

Now you done it. Bob is jumping up and down off his milk crate all excited thinking it is go time.

i said dicks, not bleeding twats

 

[BLITZ]

Hey farmer, maybe start by learning how to spell "description" before attempting to be clever. Better yet, maybe stick to driving that tractor and growing corn.

farmer is considered a compliment still correct?

 

[mightyguru]

He may have to give a pre-game analysis on "how you beat the Steelers" without mentioning spying.

Now that would be an interesting new angle.

 

[Hypocycloids]

Hey farmer, maybe start by learning how to spell "description" before attempting to be clever. Better yet, maybe stick to driving that tractor and growing corn.

You do realize that a farmer is more valuable to you than a football player right?

 

[MTC]

farmer is considered a compliment still correct?

I don’t see why not.

It’s an important profession

 

[Ballz Deep]

He may have to give a pre-game analysis on "how you beat the Steelers" without mentioning spying.

He'll be able to provide that anaylysis in two words: Mike Tomlin.

 

[Drink IRON City]

I don’t see why not.

It’s an important profession

Most certainly, I grew up on the FARM but alas........ am only a garden farmer.

I'm still pretty important in my other profession but NOT nearly as..........


Important as BoB's male twattwaffling, corner working, profession.



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[Drink IRON City]

farmer is considered a compliment still correct?

VERY correct

BUT

Not nearly as complimentary as male twattwaffling corner worker, now that's a title to strive for.




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[MTC]

Most certainly, I grew up on the FARM but alas........ am only a garden farmer.

I'm still pretty important in my other profession but NOT nearly as..........


Important as BoB's male twattwaffling, corner working, profession.



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Peyote farmer?

 

[BLITZ]

VERY correct

BUT

Not nearly as complimentary as male twattwaffling corner worker, now that's a title to strive for.




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I was just making sure.

 

[Paul G]

Most certainly, I grew up on the FARM but alas........ am only a garden farmer.

I'm still pretty important in my other profession but NOT nearly as..........


Important as BoB's male twattwaffling, corner working, profession.



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If your profession heats up in the winter and cools off during the summer that should allow you to be more than just a garden variety farmer and someday make the HALL OF FARM
Stop playing with that kayak and apply yourself .......SIR

 

[Troglodyte]

In his column this morning, Gene Collier mentions that NBC signed Joe Montana as an analyst when he retired and he lasted one season. I think Montana is more personable than Brady and Fox is going to regret this deal sooner rather than later.

 

[SteelerSask2]

I like Dan Le Batard's comment. No one has really heard this guy speak. He's never really said anything interesting.

 

[MTC]

I like Dan Le Batard's comment. No one has really heard this guy speak. He's never really said anything interesting.

He’s boring. Not marketable at all imo.

He did that one subway commercial and it looked like a dildo he was gonna stick up his arse.


#RedHotPoker

 

[Lunar]

Hey farmer, maybe start by learning how to spell "description" before attempting to be clever. Better yet, maybe stick to driving that tractor and growing corn.

I know how to spell Spam Clean. Please make a note of it.

 

[stillwright]

Beyond being a compelling name, does Brady bring much to the table in the announcing booth? He's generally kind of boring unless he's with Peyton Manning.

What?

 

[stillwright]

We shouldnt have rules that are outdated. I get 20 years ago when it was harder to find info. The Steelers draft Pickett. everyone knows it in 2 minutes. But if we want to post a thread about it we need to post a link? I dont know which is weirder this or someone asking for citations.

Well didn't our President just create the ministry of truth?

 

[bermudasteel]

FOX is already the last network I watch already. Just another reason to use my mute button. Or... drink heavily.

 

[Drink IRON City]

FOX is already the last network I watch already. Just another reason to use my mute button. Or... drink heavily.

Somehow I think you have the capabilities to do both...........


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