Playoff tickets? They should've instead included a letter of apology, pre-signed by Tony Romo himself:
"Dear fans, sorry (in advance) for choking in December again. But at least you have - included in your package - a collector's item in the playoff tickets that you'll never use!"
Maybe the Cowgirl season tix owners can give all the Honduran immigrant children the useless ticket stubs rather than the useless NFC Least Runner-up t-shirts.