Update: "I didn't stage an attack on myself, and didn't rehearse the attack as shown on video, and didn't pay the two Nigerians $3,500 WITH A CHECK for any illicit reason, and did not drive around for two hours with the two white pale Nigerians smoking pot, and did not describe the two Nigerians as "white" and then "pale," and I don't like attention, and I did not recognize my "attackers" though I had spoken to both and drove around with them for hours and smoked pot with them and texted them and paid them $3,500, and did not approve of the attack and did not text the Nigerians after they were arrested for the attack saying "I've got your back" and did not arrange the incident and instead bumped into the two Nigerians I happened to know on a Chicago street at 2:00 a.m. during a blizzard cuz that happens and did not wear a noose for hours after the alleged "attack" and I was in fact attacked by two white Nigerian MAGA lovers at 2:00 a.m. on a sub-zero Chicago street while getting a Subway sandwich or fresh eggs because I always buy fresh eggs at 2:00 a.m. during a blizzard."
So there!!