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Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
WORLD·Apr 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden retaliated against Iran by attaching a note to the next pallet of cash that reads "PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR TERRORISM."
The note, which was translated into Farsi, was placed in a clearly visible location on the next U.S. shipment of cash being sent to Tehran, with the Biden administration confident that its stern tone would ensure the Iranian regime would know not to use any of the billions of U.S. dollars on terrorism.
"Listen up, folks," Biden said in a brief statement announcing the retaliatory measure. "We're serious. Just as serious as… as serious as… we're just as… we're… well, anyway, in all seriousness. I have personally notified the Iranian government that they are not allowed to use any of this money for terrorism. So, if they're thinking about doing it… I'll just… I'll say… I'm saying… don't."
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the Iranian regime expressed willingness to adhere to the directions of the note. "Ah, yes," the spokesman said as laughter could be heard in the background of the phone call. "The directions are very clear. We will not use any of these billions and billions of dollars to do any of the things we used the last pallet of cash to do. We promise. Thank you, and death to America."
At publishing time, the White House warned Iran that the following shipment of cash pallets would be clearly marked with "PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?" notes if they failed to follow the directions of this note.
WORLD·Apr 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden retaliated against Iran by attaching a note to the next pallet of cash that reads "PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR TERRORISM."
The note, which was translated into Farsi, was placed in a clearly visible location on the next U.S. shipment of cash being sent to Tehran, with the Biden administration confident that its stern tone would ensure the Iranian regime would know not to use any of the billions of U.S. dollars on terrorism.
"Listen up, folks," Biden said in a brief statement announcing the retaliatory measure. "We're serious. Just as serious as… as serious as… we're just as… we're… well, anyway, in all seriousness. I have personally notified the Iranian government that they are not allowed to use any of this money for terrorism. So, if they're thinking about doing it… I'll just… I'll say… I'm saying… don't."
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the Iranian regime expressed willingness to adhere to the directions of the note. "Ah, yes," the spokesman said as laughter could be heard in the background of the phone call. "The directions are very clear. We will not use any of these billions and billions of dollars to do any of the things we used the last pallet of cash to do. We promise. Thank you, and death to America."
At publishing time, the White House warned Iran that the following shipment of cash pallets would be clearly marked with "PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?" notes if they failed to follow the directions of this note.
C'mon man...
He didn't do anything. The machine that put the puppet in the presidency did that, along with all the other f'd up **** those with eyes wide open have seen and questioned since, ummm the last World War..
What's the biggest money maker? War and conflict. Internally or externally. It doesn't matter. It's usually both, so all the better. Keep it going indefinitely and the powers that be have got it made...Those that built the country made fortunes, now those who are tearing it down are raking it in. Unreal...
Face it, our country is now nothing more than a huge gun, drug, and gambling consortium.
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Zechariah 12:1-3
"A prophecy: The word of the Lord concerning Israel.
The Lord, who stretches out the heavens, who lays the foundation of the earth, and who forms the human spirit within a person, declares: 2“I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that sends all the surrounding peoples reeling. Judah will be besieged as well as Jerusalem. 3On that day, when all the nations of the earth are gathered against her, I will make Jerusalem an immovable rock for all the nations. All who try to move it will injure themselves."
Just sayin'
"A prophecy: The word of the Lord concerning Israel.
The Lord, who stretches out the heavens, who lays the foundation of the earth, and who forms the human spirit within a person, declares: 2“I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that sends all the surrounding peoples reeling. Judah will be besieged as well as Jerusalem. 3On that day, when all the nations of the earth are gathered against her, I will make Jerusalem an immovable rock for all the nations. All who try to move it will injure themselves."
Just sayin'
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I don't know. The sympathy generated could really help on his next election.
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Black sabbath.
I Need to learn to read all posts before responding.
Maybe in the 3rd decade of being around I will
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They want chaos.What a load of bullshit. All of it.
At the end of his show this morning, Jim Quinn was giving out the addresses of George Soros’ Open Societies Foundation and the Rockefeller Foundation, both in NYC, and suggesting that the Jooz might want to think about protesting there.
I think it was Jesse Waters who said that Biden’s two state solution is Michigan and Nevada.
Assuming he’s elected, what Trump should do is offer the same two state deal that Bill Clinton worked in 1996, Israel agreed and Arafat said no, and invite Slick Willie to the signing ceremony.
It’s gold Jerry, GOLD!
Assuming he’s elected, what Trump should do is offer the same two state deal that Bill Clinton worked in 1996, Israel agreed and Arafat said no, and invite Slick Willie to the signing ceremony.
It’s gold Jerry, GOLD!
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The reason these professional protesters keep going is that Dems stopped prosecuting them. It used to be that you got arrested at a protest and it was on your record, so you couldn't keep doing it. When O was Prez, he just stopped prosecuting. Vandalize a city, get taken to the police station and let out the back without charges.
The problem now is crime is up everywhere, people are fed up and Dems are being blamed. Now you have to prosecute these people. Let it be on your resume if you're so proud of it.
The problem now is crime is up everywhere, people are fed up and Dems are being blamed. Now you have to prosecute these people. Let it be on your resume if you're so proud of it.
They're basically cowards, just like antifa, covering their faces with masks as not to be recognized. Book them and put that on your resume.
Actually, round them all up and give them a one way flight to Gaza, so they can fight the good fight. Find out who is financing this mess and send them off as well.
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This is the ultimate solution. They can really make a difference this way.
George Soros, obviously, also I'm told the Rockefeller brothers.
Trump gets reelected he should declare Soros and Klaus Schwab enemies of the state.
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We really need to be dicks to these people or kill them with kindness.
Being a dick is more fun,plus it won't take much to send these unhinged nitwits over the edge.
Kindness won't get you anywhere with them.
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