I'd vote in every county in the country for a ticket of Howard Stern and Charles Barkley.
or even for ark's wife. can you imagine the degree of ****-ups she fixes on a daily basis? gov't would shrink to a handful of essential employees, jobs would be plentiful and we'd have a wall around the ENTIRE country that requires US citizenship to enter - guarded by lasers-equipped sharks, photon torpedos from satellites, invisible submarines with teleport technology, F-14s and A-10 Warthogs. but since she has to clean up after ark... well...
or even for ark's wife. can you imagine the degree of ****-ups she fixes on a daily basis? gov't would shrink to a handful of essential employees, jobs would be plentiful and we'd have a wall around the ENTIRE country that requires US citizenship to enter - guarded by lasers-equipped sharks, photon torpedos from satellites, invisible submarines with teleport technology, F-14s and A-10 Warthogs. but since she has to clean up after ark... well...