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Hilarity doth ensue.
Something Smelletts Funny about the Pelosi Attack
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Even jucie is laughing at this one
Paul Pelosi Claims Intruder Shouted 'This Is Maga Country' While Throwing Hammers At Him
U.S.·Oct 31, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a shocking statement to police, Paul Pelosi claimed that he was assaulted by a man who threw hammers at him while shouting, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
According to sources, Paul Pelosi was simply trying to enjoy a Subway sandwich in his underwear when another man in his underwear broke into his house and attacked him with a hammer.
"All I know is I was attacked by this MAGA Republican who is a registered member of the Green Party. Why would someone do this, especially right before the midterm elections?" said Paul Pelosi. "My only conclusion is that this must be a direct act of far-right political violence, as opposed to another crime committed by the rampant mentally ill."
"This far-right-leaning city of San Francisco just isn't safe anymore," continued Paul. "I'm not sure why there was no security present and nothing was caught on camera, but I have the hammer to prove it."
Local authorities also confirmed that all 52 security cameras on the property had been turned off during the incident and that their server data was purged with bleach while the security team was fast asleep.
At publishing time, Paul Pelosi had been once again injured while using Harry Reid's old exercise bike.
U.S.·Oct 31, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a shocking statement to police, Paul Pelosi claimed that he was assaulted by a man who threw hammers at him while shouting, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
According to sources, Paul Pelosi was simply trying to enjoy a Subway sandwich in his underwear when another man in his underwear broke into his house and attacked him with a hammer.
"All I know is I was attacked by this MAGA Republican who is a registered member of the Green Party. Why would someone do this, especially right before the midterm elections?" said Paul Pelosi. "My only conclusion is that this must be a direct act of far-right political violence, as opposed to another crime committed by the rampant mentally ill."
"This far-right-leaning city of San Francisco just isn't safe anymore," continued Paul. "I'm not sure why there was no security present and nothing was caught on camera, but I have the hammer to prove it."
Local authorities also confirmed that all 52 security cameras on the property had been turned off during the incident and that their server data was purged with bleach while the security team was fast asleep.
At publishing time, Paul Pelosi had been once again injured while using Harry Reid's old exercise bike.
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oh, this is great.
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False, unfounded claims distort attack on Paul Pelosi
In the days since an assailant broke into the home of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and attacked her husband with a hammer, internet users have amplified false claims that mock the victim and give credence to insidious conspiracy theories about the incident.
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This dude is 1000% going to Hilary himself before too long.
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He will be gone before you can say Epstein.
Turns out DePape is an illegal immigrant from Canuckistan.oh, this is great.
False, unfounded claims distort attack on Paul Pelosi
In the days since an assailant broke into the home of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and attacked her husband with a hammer, internet users have amplified false claims that mock the victim and give credence to insidious conspiracy theories about the incident.
SF is a sanctuary city and I demand that they Quit Being Racist and release him from jail immediately.
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Druggie lefto hippie nutjob bum.
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Did It Only Take Carlson 47 Seconds to Destroy the Paul Pelosi Narrative?: 'Who Exactly Is David DePape?'
Tucker Carlson said DePape is 'a hallucinogenic drug enthusiast and a semiprofessional nudist. He often appeared at nudist theme events.'
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Druggie lefto hippie nutjob bum.
Did It Only Take Carlson 47 Seconds to Destroy the Paul Pelosi Narrative?: 'Who Exactly Is David DePape?'
Tucker Carlson said DePape is 'a hallucinogenic drug enthusiast and a semiprofessional nudist. He often appeared at nudist theme events.'
That's why the left HATES Tucker - absolutely HATES him. He is effective, smart, funny, and eviscerates their idiocy. They have no answers so the whiny lefties desperately want to shut him down, demand that the "FCC do something" (where it's a cable show and the FCC has no power), "boycott the advertisers" because they are so spineless and afraid.
Lefty schlock on MSNBC? Conservatives don't give a ****. Don't like it? Don't watch it - and NOBODY does.
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No way. Just like Epstein’s guards fell asleep right before the cameras broke. **** outta here.
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Capitol Police Missed Pelosi Attack Despite Having Multiple Cameras at the House
The Capitol Police were monitoring Nancy Pelosi's house but failed to see what was taking place on Friday, according to a report.
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Exactly. If we are to believe the Jan 6th folks. Wouldn’t those folks be put on notice to step up or ship out?No way. Just like Epstein’s guards fell asleep right before the cameras broke. **** outta here.
Capitol Police Missed Pelosi Attack Despite Having Multiple Cameras at the House
The Capitol Police were monitoring Nancy Pelosi's house but failed to see what was taking place on Friday, according to a report.
Lee Zeldin attacked on stage. Now Don Bulduc.
Silence errywhere, because Paul Pelosi matters. Others do not.
Silence errywhere, because Paul Pelosi matters. Others do not.
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