Tibs' Hero, the GREAT AMERICAN PATRIOT, facing substantial prison term

[Tim Steelersfan]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you....

Michael Avenatti

U.S. urges 'very substantial' prison term for Michael Avenatti over Nike extortion

The once high-flying California lawyer Michael Avenatti deserves a "very substantial" prison sentence for trying to extort millions of dollars from Nike Inc, U.S. prosecutors told a judge. The Wednesday night recommendation came one week after Avenatti's lawyers said their client should spend...

news.yahoo.com

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[Steelworth]

Michael Avenatti, the American Patriot, will live in infamy.

 

[Booted]

Tibs sure can pick 'em.

 

[DBS1970]

Imagine my shock.

Creepy leftist porn lawyer turns out to be an extortionist grifter.

Who’da thunk it?

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

Imagine my shock.

Creepy leftist porn lawyer turns out to be an extortionist grifter.

Who’da thunk it?

It's like knowing in advance that if you raise minimum wage, there will be fewer jobs. Or if you remove shoplifting laws, shoplifting will increase. Or if you defund the police, crime will rise.

Conservatives get logic and common sense.

Every normal, rational, reasonable person on the planet knew Avenatti was a dirt-level scumbag so none of this is shocking.

Then...there is Tibs...anointing him both a Patriot and an American Hero.

 

[Steeltime]

The worst thing - the absolute WORST thing - about Avenatti? He brought dishonor to a noble profession.

 

[Djfan]

One down, 258,490,877 to go.

 

[Steelr4evr]

The worst thing - the absolute WORST thing - about Avenatti? He brought dishonor to a noble profession.

Unfortunately it happens in all professions.

 

[DBS1970]

The worst thing - the absolute WORST thing - about Avenatti? He brought dishonor to a noble profession.

Why must you turn this message board into a house of lies? Even William Shakespeare knew first we should kill all the lawyers.

 

[wig]

Youth Coach Gary Franklin is reportedly angry. He alleges Avenatti convinced him to initiate a lawsuit that would likely tarnish his reputation in his community with the hopes of earning a huge payday...

Actress and burgeoning motivational speaker Stormy Daniels was asked about her experiences with Michael Avenatti. She declined to comment...


Although a hot mic picked up something she muttered that sound a lot like "sock pucker".

 

[wig]

And because I know how you animals think...

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

The worst thing - the absolute WORST thing - about Avenatti? He brought dishonor to a noble profession.

Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. And throughout history, even they have looked down on lawyers.

 

[Steeltime]

Why must you turn this message board into a house of lies? Even William Shakespeare knew first we should kill all the lawyers.

As expected from this miserable bunch, an egregious misquotation. The line, "First, let's kill all the lawyers," comes from Henry VI, Part 2, and a vile character named Dick the Butcher. Dick proposes killing lawyers as a way to allow his ruthless cohorts to seize the throne in derogation of British law, and to do so, needs to kill the select, brave few who knew how to stop him - lawyers.

 

[Tim Steelersfan]

As expected from this miserable bunch, an egregious misquotation. The line, "First, let's kill all the lawyers," comes from Henry VI, Part 2, and a vile character named Dick the Butcher. Dick proposes killing lawyers as a way to allow his ruthless cohorts to seize the throne in derogation of British law, and to do so, needs to kill the select, brave few who knew how to stop him - lawyers.

Dick wanted to take power.

Dick realized lawyers stood in his way.

Dick killed the lawyers and seized power.

Be a Dick - and Live Happily Ever After

Tremendous moral to this story​

 

[Steeltime]

Dick wanted to take power.

Dick realized lawyers stood in his way.

Dick killed the lawyers and seized power.

Don't be a Dick

Tremendous moral to this story​

Now it's on point.

 

[JMM]

And because I know how you animals think...

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[Steeltime]

 

[Steeltime]

 

[Superman]

The worst thing - the absolute WORST thing - about Avenatti? He brought dishonor to a noble profession.

which noble profession? that of sharing bodily fluids on camera or a porn star?

 

[Steeltime]

which noble profession? that of sharing bodily fluids on camera or a porn star?

Alexander Hamilton - lawyer
John Adams - lawyer
Samuel Adams - lawyer, beer
Thomas Jefferson - lawyer
Abraham Lincoln - lawyer
Clarence Darrow - lawyer
William Brandeis - lawyer
Atticus Finch - fictional lawyer
Steeltime - lawyer

All the greats are lawyers.

 

[Superman]

Alexander Hamilton - lawyer
John Adams - lawyer
Samuel Adams - lawyer, beer
Thomas Jefferson - lawyer
Abraham Lincoln - lawyer
Clarence Darrow - lawyer
William Brandeis - lawyer
Atticus Finch - fictional lawyer
Steeltime - lawyer

All the greats are lawyers.

Hamilton died from being shot
Lincoln died from being shot
going by the pattern stipulated... RIP Jimmy

 

[Steeltime]

Hamilton died from being shot
Lincoln died from being shot
going by the pattern stipulated... RIP Jimmy

Okay, I'll give it a try.

 

[DBS1970]

Hamilton was a shitbag wanna be tyrant that was the first to espouse the federal system becoming the quasi-monarchy we have today. I wouldn't tout that **** as being a role model.

 

[Superman]

Okay, I'll give it a try.

 

[hamster]

I thought Hamilton was some Puerto Rican guy that sang......if you could call that singing.