TNF - Cincinnati at Baltimore

[bermudasteel]

Shame on you Berm,for making me think of the everclear days! At least you have the memory…….I remember waking up one morning thinking hey I don’t feel hungover at all,last night must have went all right. All I could remember was everclear and shots. Then I saw my face in the mirror. From my forehead to my chin it looked like someone had rubbed my face along a splintery shake roof. As the boy’s laughingly filled me in on my drunken escapades….needless to say,I was never invited to that particular person’s party ever again.

Wait until I share "The Night We Drank Soju in South Korea" or "The Time My Finnish Sister-In-Law Tried To Drink With The Big Dogs"...

I swear to God that I could use this material for stand up comedy!!!

 

[Troglodyte]

Did you take care of business with the entertainment

I don’t remember what happened after that, but never made it to the strip joints. I suspect the groom might have gotten ruined on purpose because he promised his bride there wouldn’t be strippers, but I don’t know that for a fact. He was just kinda always ***** whipped.

 

[Steelmann]

Wait until I share "The Night We Drank Soju in South Korea" or "The Time My Finnish Sister-In-Law Tried To Drink With The Big Dogs"...

I swear to God that I could use this material for stand up comedy!!!

lol……tell us the stories over the 2nd half of the season…..we might need the entertainment.

I like your titles there. I always remember the time I tried to drink with the big boys my first time. First time I went to Germany,I was invited to my uncles 40th birthday. I was a cocky young Canadian kid ,used to drinking strong beer and thinking I was cool….they handed me this Doppelbock beer which I thought nothing of. As I started drinking these beers I thought WTF. I didn’t realize they were 12.8%. These guys just down them like water. As the room was spinning I’d go upstairs on the sly and puke it out thinking that would keep me going with these guys. NFW. Then the Korn comes out (straight corn vodka from the freezer) then the schnapps. Good God. These guys can drink like that till morning. And sing,and dance,and yell about politics. And they do it all the time.

 

[BLITZ]

Zima

So I have this friend. Good friend. Female friend. Super hot back in high school and certainly a Milf now.

We never crossed the line. Never. Except once. She always had a boyfriend and I always had a girlfriend.
One night I did a beer bong of wild turkey a few times, she was drinking Zima and did 1 beer bong of turkey. We hooked up that night and never told anyone about it.
We always joked around afterwards that it was the Zima.

ZIMA!

 

[CoolieMan]

Berm will try to match that...

The year was 1991 and Berm has just got done w/ basic training and was in AIT in Aberdeen Proving Grounds, MD. Our barracks were not co-ed but we could have females in the common areas.

I was, at that time, in my prime 0% body fat, 6'0 and 187 pounds. Damn, that was a long time ago...LOL

Anyway, someone had the bright idea to go to the PX and pick up a couple of cases of Schlitz Malt Liquor Blue Bull and...a couple bottles of Everclear.

We were all trying to 'fit in' and find our bearings after basic training and it, at the time, seemed like a good idea. Oh, how wrong I was...

Welp, after chugging down 5 Blue Bulls I started taking shots of Everclear - I can't recall how many but let's just say that the highly waxed and buffed floor turned into a swimming pool, in my mind, and I got hot all of a sudden and stripped down to my brown boxers. Wait for it...

"Cannonball!!!" I screamed as I dove into the floor. I could feel the warm water (no it was blood and lots of it) as I swam down the hallway just inches from my room and bunk.

The GI party that took place the next morning was very unpleasant and everyone hated Berm for getting so drunk; meh, I learned never to drink that **** ever again...

done a lot of dumb things when I was younger

but the first shot of everclear i did was my last one

that was pure fire going down....

 

[slashsteel]

done a lot of dumb things when I was younger

but the first shot of everclear i did was my last one

that was pure fire going down....

Cmon

I am sure you have done a lot of dumb things as you got older too.

 

[CoolieMan]

Cmon

I am sure you have done a lot of dumb things as you got older too.

sure but they didn't involve everclear shots