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I never said I was awesome looking. Just young looking. Just to clarify. And women in general are attracted to success, and I've got that base covered too. If I was a broke bum I'd probably be lonely too.
It's not my fault women like winners. I don't understand why everyone got so butt hurt about that. It's not my fault that snow bunnies can't decipher ages very well. I didn't make the world that way. It's it Hugh Hefner's fault chicks dig his swag? Is he wrong to enjoy the fruits of his success? Obviously I'm not on his level, but damn. Y'all is some haters up in here.
I suspect the line about 200lb wives probably went too far. Some of you clearly resemble that remark (on both sides of that equation). So I apologize to the husbands chained to hippos, and the hippos who may post on this board. I didn't mean to offend your delicate 17th century sexual morality by not giving up on life by wifing some fat slag who tells me what girls I'm not allowed to look at. Some of us still want to enjoy life.
I date young chicks precisely for this reason. They DON'T WANT to settle down. They're NOT judgemental. They're fine with just having fun and enjoying the moment. And your husbands, they'd be me if they could. But now they've got kids, a mortgage, and 200 pounds of angry hormonal spouse that can take them for half their **** if they try to escape. So the husbands come on here and feign outrage that someone dared to have a little fun after age 30.
I'm sorry if you think your life sucks. And you must, otherwise you guys wouldn't be hating. One thing haters all have in common, they don't like their lives. So when the see someone else having fun, they'll be damned if they'll let that stand. So keep on hating. A wise man once said that hate always harms the hater more than it does his perceived enemies.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go stick it in my 23 year old current.
No one is "butthurt" that a 42 year old man gets young women. I was a bartender through my 20s...I saw it all the time. Successful intelligent young women go for successful intelligent young men...insecure skanky loser young women go for old guys with money. Yes, they all tell you they believe you when you say you're 26 as long as you keep paying for everything. The idea that any of us are envious of that is pretty silly. Most of us have matured beyond that.
I'm not quite a 200 pounder, I'm 5'9" and about 160. When I was 145 20 years ago people were worried I was too skinny. So I'm not a 23 year old but I'm not quite a hippo, and guess what...I don't care. My husband tells me I'm beautiful all the time. My guy is not an Adonis and looks most of his 50 years but he is the absolute best person I know...smart, funny, kind, honest, honorable, the best dad in the world, the most fun dinner companion and debate partner and friend and support who's been with me through unimaginable joy and unimaginable sorrow. Despite the fact that I don't have a high tightness firmness quotient anymore and neither does he, he still thinks I'm awesome and vice versa. So no we don't envy you, we pity you.
Go stick it in your 23 year old but make sure you pick up the tab first...you know that's what she's really after right? Enjoy.