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[Drink IRON City]

The Terrible Towel Indeed the most recognized symbol in all of sports.

I'm in the minority preferring the black towel over the gold for 3
reasons:

Black is badass...synonymous with the word "terrible". They go together. Gold is not so terrible.
Uniqueness. Towels come in all colors, even yellow, but who owns a black towel? Black for a towel is unique, as are the Steelers unique.
Penn State has their "White Out." We could have a "Black Out" at the end of the game, after we put our opponents out of their misery. Lights out, party's over for you.

I have an idea....every fan bring both a gold and a black towel. Wave the gold towel during the game as the rally towel. but when we have the game in hand bring out the black beauty. Tell me an entire stadium blacked out with towels wouldn't draw national attention!

Any Idea how I can promote my great idea?

C'mon man, which Towel looks more Terrible to you?

Myself and three buddies went to a STEELERS at Dernver game. We got there and one guy needed a terrible towel. We walked through the stadium and a fellow STEELERS fan said there was a sport shop just down the corridor a ways. We found it went inside (crowded as hell ). We were all in our STEELERS gear and right away a manager asked me if he could help me.

I tell him I’m looking for a terrible towel & if they had any? He said yes, I think we do…… follow me.

I follow him around to this counter display and I noticed a whole bunch of Denver fans hanfing around……..

He get to the display case and points down to these WHITE / Dnever logo Towel-like things and says here t yaz go and what do you think……..

I’m sure he was trying to set me up for something but I looked him right in the and with all thos Denver fans listening in,

I said, very loudly. “ Those look like ****-ing surrender hankies to me”……… RUIN-ing his scheme….

He said “ get the **** out of my store”

I responded “ Gladely, with morons like him, I don’t need to be here” … and promptly left.

I was laughing my ***** off all the way out.



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the broncos wear orange

**** the broncos


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