We are being badly misled about the Ukraine-Russia war

[Confluence]

We could take over Cuba in a day without firing a shot, problem is that they would be a dependency class at least for a while. Also the Cubans in South Florida are going to want their property back after another family has been living in their former house for 65 years and there’s not a fair way to work that out.
We could bring back the good cigars though. I’ve smoked a real Cuban cigar twice, smooth as hell but the nicotine is so high that I was stoned as **** after smoking half of it.

The Cuban people in the countryside are amazingly happy, peaceful, healthy and hardworking.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Yeah the CIA has already published a white paper on how they intend to neutralize Russian resurgence by breaking it up into several smaller nations. So they are not so paranoid. As the old saying goes, Even paranoids have enemies.

“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t really out to get you.” — Dr. Johnny Fever