Trying Tin Cup Whiskey today. And maybe it's the booze, but, I can't for the life of me understand why, if you are a multi-millionaire Franchise QB, you make or ask massage therapists to rub your **** hole. Can't understand why you'd want anyone to do that in the first place. But, that's beside the point. They have high-end escorts, Instagram models, high-class strippers, gold-digging fame chasers, and any number of other types that would willingly perform that service. And, if they talk about it, it's either "he paid you for it" or "relationship goals". Sure, you're embarrassed, but likely not sued.